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Sha Diao Xiang Tianwen
The little idol Qi Yu has been in the entertainment industry for three years, and a top actor suddenly appears from the sky and wants to fall in love with him for a cp——
Qi Yu was so happy, I was going to get angry! !
It was rumored that the actor had a girlfriend, but Qi Yu didn't care because he didn't like men anyway. It's just a business relationship between us. We don't take our hearts and minds, we just play. We each get what we need, so we can get together and part ways easily.
However, Qi Yu was secretly delighted within a few days when she discovered that this movie king was actually a straight man who didn't understand the charm, the kind that broke off as soon as he pouted it! The desperate Little Bean Dou had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and tell the actor a story, teaching him step by step how to have an affair with him——
"Teacher Lu, I said 'cold' because I wanted you to put clothes on me, not because I wanted you to say 'I'm cold too'!"
"Teacher Lu, the host asked you about your favorite movie character. You have to answer the one I played. Don't say anything about Iron Man!"
"Teacher Lu, the program team arranged the two-player game to let you help me, not to let you knock me down!!"
The aloof actor Lu Tingzhou was forced to open his business every day, and cooperated with Qi Yu's various tricks with a dark face.
Later, as Lu Tingzhou became more and more skilled in business, things gradually went wrong.
Lu Tingzhou said frankly: Someone is coming, give me your hand.
Qi Yu: Oh.
Lu Tingzhou looked upright: There was a paparazzi secretly filming me, so he hugged my arm.
Qi Yu: Oh...
Lu Tingzhou's expression didn't change: he sent fan benefits and took a kissing photo.
Qi Yu: ... Wait a moment!
On the same day, a big CP fan of "The Rain Stopped" cut the wrong number. A certain "straight man"'s large red V number fell off the horse and jumped up and down in the CP super chat.
@ZhouV (signed in for 113 consecutive days): Knock me to death, knock me to death! ! Why don't you kiss me? The progress is too slow and I am in a hurry. Sisters, give me a headbutt! ! !
Qi Yu:......
Lu Tingzhou:...
Qi Yu: Movie Emperor Lu, you are quite good at it. Can you explain it?
#Help, where is the straight man of steel that I promised you? #
#Am I being fooled? Who broke whom? #
I just watched you quietly and taught me how to flirt with you. The dark actor Gong
*Same-sex marriageable background.
*Neither Gong Shou is a true straight man.
*The girlfriend is not real
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"The host of Haunted House Trial Live is trending in the entertainment industry again []"
Ever since he crazily dominated a week's trending searches five years ago, the little star Gu Shi went from being a top-tier reserve to suddenly falling to the 18th tier of the entertainment industry. He played some weird characters in various unreliable small crews to make a living, and even finally went to the sea calmly and became the host of the haunted house trial stay. He would live broadcast and bring goods when he had nothing to do -
In all the haunted houses he has tried to live in, there are no more ghosts, no strange noises, and no ghosts asking for their lives. From then on, the feng shui is good and everything is sold at a good price.
Real estate developers lined up to call Dad. Gu Shi: Haha, it's not a big deal, those are all the fault of my people...
Whether he is an actor or an anchor, they are all part-time jobs for him. His main job is as a civil servant in the underworld, or ghost job for short. He is a well-organized iron rice bowl. He usually seduces ghosts and catches ghosts. In his spare time, he redresses the grievances of various little ghosts, runs errands, fulfills his last wishes, and earns extra money. The name of "Ghost Seeing Sorrow" in the underworld is well-known, and he is an out-and-out leader in the ghost circle. He is surrounded by all kinds of ghosts every day, and he is very happy.
Who cares about being a top star in the human world? !
Unfortunately, his unrestrained and boundless life came to an abrupt end the day he met Chu Mo again.
That day, Gu Shi took an order, which was to send a love letter to a certain actor in the earth for a certain idiot fan.
Gu Shi looked at the recipient's name and twitched the corner of his mouth: I want to cancel the order.
Brainless fan ghost: .
The next day, actor Chu Mo looked at the pink letter paper folded into a small heart, his eyes playful: What, is it popular to send love letters to ex-boyfriends now?
Gu Shi gritted his teeth: It wasn't me who sent it, it was a ghost.
Chu Mo opened the letter and read it aloud in public: Ah! I want to rock climb on my brother's abs. Ah! I want to swim on my brother's collarbone. Ah! Want to give birth to four little monkeys for your brother?
Gu Shi was about to cry: Teacher Chu, he is really a ghost.
Movie King: ... Yeah.
Gu Shi: Mr. Chu, are you blushing? !
I don't want to be on trending searches anymore!
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The marketing account released a candid video of sending a love letter on the set: "The 18th-tier celebrity will do whatever it takes to become famous!" Trying every possible means to get into the actor's bed!
@GushiV: Want to climb into the actor's bed? Sorry, I was the one who kicked him out of bed five years ago.
@ChumoV: Excuse me, can I come up tonight? Cat humble. Jpg
The most popular search on Weibo in the world: #chumo+Let me go up#+exploded
No. 1 Hot search on Jifu Chigua. Com: #PUBen+Ghost-seeing sorrow has finally caused harm to the living people#+ Boiling
The person who is shameless and refuses to let go, who only loves his ex-boyfriend, who has the ceiling of human beauty vs. The double-top couple in the yin and yang world who is loved by everyone, kicked by ghosts, and loses everything.
Intention: As long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle.
Reader comments
We're all in high school now, so we're so messy
I went out and took a look and it was true that there was no cp. Why was Pei made to look like the male protagonist and had too many scenes?
No, am I on the wrong side? Xiao Sui is the one who accepts it! ? Ah? !
We're all in high school now, so we're so messy
I went out and took a look and it was true that there was no cp. Why was Pei made to look like the male protagonist and had too many scenes?
No, am I on the wrong side? Xiao Sui is the one who accepts it! ? Ah? !