Thanks to my friend for the cover, yeah yeah, finally I have a cover~
Please collect it~
Xie Yang picked up a cat. The kitten was pitch black, smart and cute, but had a weird temper and kept disappearing.
The manager of the pet hospital thought the kittens were good-looking, so he wanted him to breed them.
Xie Yang held down the obviously anxious kitten and shook his head slowly: No, let's sterilize it.
In the first week after taking him home, Xie Yang couldn't help but sigh when he saw the kitten: It's so small! I even touched it!
Little milk cat:! ! !
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Ji He has a secret, that is, he turns into a pitch black little kitten at eight o'clock every night! This is not in line with his status as the overlord!
The most terrible thing is that he was picked up by his subordinates!
This is the first time I have said that I want to sterilize myself!
The second time I said my balls were small!
It's simply unbearable! Ji He decided to fire him the next day!
Later, Ji He fell off his horse and asked again and again: Are you still young? Still sterilized?
Xie Yang: Not small! Not small! I still want to be sterilized!
Ji He×Xie Yang
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Take a look at the advance receipts in the column~
The next one is about salted fish, I can't handle the emotional writing, it's too difficult QAQ
Lin Dan, a social worker, worked from 8 a. M. To 12 a. M., Doing the work of three or four people, earning a salary of 8,000 yuan. Finally, one day he died of exhaustion at his job at the age of 27.
When he opened his eyes again, Lin Dan, the social animal, turned into Lu Chenyuan, an outer disciple of the Tianyang Sect who had just entered the sect. Lu Chenyuan had no spiritual roots but lacked understanding. He entered the sect honorably amid the expectations of the elders of the sect. In the end, he was assigned to the most marginal herbal garden, taking care of the inferior spiritual herbs. He worked five hours a day and was paid two yuan of spiritual stones per month, which was equivalent to ten taels of silver in human currency, and he was also given a monthly subsidy of two pills of inferior elixirs.
Lin Dan: Is there such a good thing? Let me!
Later, this most humble and humble disciple in the whole sect showed off in the first examination of disciples. The tiger-skin braised chicken feet he made became popular throughout the Tianyang Sect. The originally ordinary herbal garden actually grew top-grade white jade radish, scrophulariaceae, multi-colored grass...
Lu Chenyuan: I just want to stew chicken.
The copy is written casually, but the core message remains the same~
Intention: Even if life is dark, there is warmth to save you
