The reason why I write this... Is because I am totally offended by a certain JAY's new song.
When I first heard (or watched) "I'll Still Love You When I Get Old", I felt like I was on the verge of collapse.
Well, it's inexplicable anyway, but it feels very good.
And this article was completely written out of a sudden burst of inspiration... The author himself was confused, and presumably the readers' heads were not much dry either... What a mouthful~