Female pig version:
If I hadn't done that commercial, I wouldn't have been so tragically kicked into the swimming pool.
If I hadn't been kicked into the swimming pool, I wouldn't have turned into this guy with a human face and an animal heart.
So, Rong Sheng! It's all your fault that I'm like this!
Male pig version:
By the way, why should I go shoot that commercial?
By the way, why did that third-tier actor Zhuang Xinxin drag me into this?
If I hadn't gone to shoot that commercial, if that woman hadn't dragged me down, how could I have such a burden on my breasts!
So, Zhuang Xinxin! It's all... Well, it's my fault that I'm like this.
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