1. My name is Nakahara Haruno, but actually my name should be "Nakahara & Haruno Synthesis No. 001"
I also have a nickname, which was given by Dazai. He called me Little Monkey because I have a monkey tail.
The tail is great, very strong and painful when whipped.
I also like this nickname. After all, monkeys are so cute. Who doesn't like monkeys?
Until one time I accidentally traveled to a parallel world and discovered that my friend actually became a "monkey" hater in the future.
I don't care if you have a reference or not, it must be corrected!
2. My name is Xia Youjie, and I am an honorary member of the Monkey Protection Association. Since I joined this association, I have become energetic, I am no longer in the second grade, and I am working hard to become the president. (You are forced to ask)
Because I like monkeys the most (peeping at Haruno)
I come to the zoo every week to visit the Monkey Mountain, and after Haruno ate all the bananas in front of all the monkeys, I ran away with her.
I'm so hard, I hate monkeys.
Haruno: Stare——
Xia Youjie: I like it, I really like it!
Reporter: Well, Mr. Xiayou, are you okay? If you were kidnapped, just blink!
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Haruno Nakahara, who has superpower [Shen] and is about to break through to transcendence, loses control of his superpower once a month on a random day and transforms into a 50-meter-high mountain gorilla to destroy homes wildly.
(Haruno: Let me say it again, it's a monkey, not an orangutan. No matter how tall it is, it's still a monkey. Do you know that orangutans don't have tails!!)
In the five months after Dazai Osamu eloped with his best friend, five landmark buildings in the port were demolished in turn, and they were thrown into the Magic High School by a certain leader who had a financial deficit and a certain brother who had an empty wallet.
A certain leader: Go and cause harm to others, empty out the magic world and come back!
A certain brother: I tried my best, but I even snatched Verlaine's card and used it. If I open it again, I will go bankrupt!
Many years later, Haruno returned to Yokohama and not only exceeded the task, but also brought back a super magician.
A certain leader: Is there such a good thing?
A certain brother: @#￥%...&... It's all Mackerel's fault. If he hadn't escaped and Haruno's powers were unchecked, Haruno wouldn't have gone to the Conjuration College, wouldn't have met the Smiling Fox, and wouldn't have married @#￥%...&...
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In the dead of night, in the stillness of the world, hidden in the wilderness of the campus, a 50-meter-tall figure rises from the ground, with several thick iron chains holding it in place.
Accompanied by the sharp alarm and loud roar that resounded through the school, Gojo Satoru threw down the controller and jumped out of the window with a curse. Xia Youjie, who had just returned from a mission, ran away and was caught by Noctua Zhengdao. The school doctor who was still working overtime in the infirmary glanced at the night outside the window, lowered his head and continued working overtime as if nothing had happened.
What a beautiful day... That's weird!
Idea: Monkeys are really cute
