God's Chosen Guide to Destroy

"Warning! A malicious god disrupting the order of reincarnation has been detected - sentenced to ten thousand years of exile!" Before the God Realm law enforcer could finish his words, a certain great god with wild hair on his head had already fallen to the mortal world holding the back of his head. After the smoke cleared, he patted his muddy patterned trousers and gave a thumbs up to the primitive people who were watching: "Did you see it? This is called a macho man descended from the sky. From today on, you call me boss, and I will support you in infrastructure construction!" A hundred years later, the Kingdom of Light established by the human race became the top of the divine domain. The incense in the temple was so strong that it was necessary to draw numbers, and there were mountains of gold ingots for worship. But no one knows that the "god" on the throne who fishes every day is worried about the countdown to his life span: "No one will remember that I love to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and I will become a shooting star!" When Xu Wan first met the boy who claimed to be "God", he was squatting at the altar and eating the offerings. "Young man, I am the God of Creation." The great god in a white T-shirt and beach shorts wiped his mouth, "Do you want to resurrect your little boy who exploded into fireworks? Bind me and I will let you be the koi of the Three Realms." "With your acting skills, you might as well go to the theater next door to play a part-time job." Xu Yuan kicked away the empty wine bottle at his feet, and was suddenly held down by the other party on his shoulders - the temperature of the young man's palm was as hot as a furnace, "What's the price? Do you want me to wash your socks every day?" "Wrong." The Great God smiled like a sneaky cat, "You have to help me collect 'faith points'. For example... Dancing in front of the shadow-eclipse monster, or telling bad jokes to the iceberg-faced villain. " What's even more outrageous is that Xu Yuan discovered that he should have been reincarnated long ago, but he was stuck in the Wheel of Fortune and became a "bug-level ghost". And the legendary iceberg monster that can tamper with souls throws a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake frozen into an ice lump every time they meet: "Today's task is to make God laugh. If you fail, I will freeze you into an ice sculpture." "I'm talking about the gods," Xu Wan hugged her frozen arms, "You are always going against the gods, aren't you afraid that he will deduct your year-end bonus?" Xuan Bing's ice crystal mask cracked: "... He owes me three hundred years of food money." Jiang Li is going crazy. Ever since Wishing showed up with a guy who didn't know where to get it from, the sacred festival turned into a cross talk show, and the serious battle against monsters turned into a barbecue party. What's even more irritating is that my sword with the word "Protect the World" engraved on it is always used to chop smoothies for everyone. "Mangosteen! You are one of the chosen ones! Can you not let them steal melons from the demon clan next door every day?" "But God said that if you steal the biggest melon, a wish will come true." Mangosteen shook the bronze bell, and the sound of the bell was mixed with laughter, "My wish is - let Xuanyuan remember that he still owes me a sincere heart!" When the shadow eclipse tide struck again, the great god sat at the top of the city holding popcorn and watching the show. Wishing held up a frozen ice sword, Jiang Li carried a sword filled with candied haws on a stick, and Mangosteen rang a bell to perform a new "good luck" dance for the monsters. "Hey! Are you guys having a group fight or a party?" The great god shouted while chewing the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, "If I don't use my real skills, I will be forgotten into thin air!" Xu Wan suddenly turned around and smiled: "What are you afraid of? Anyway, we remember that you love to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cakes and are ticklish. We remember that Jiang Li can't beat you and you can't fight back. We remember that the bells of Mangosteen can sing out-of-tune songs." God's lifespan may be tied to faith, but some fetters have long been engraved on the gears of the wheel of fate, noisy and sparkling. "Okay." The great god wiped away his non-existent tears and raised his hand to summon a golden light, "In this wave of team battles, I am the auxiliary!" ——Welcome to the infinite realm of light breakthrough site! There are fish gods, rotten souls, arrogant monsters and violent knights here, and all of them are useless but all of them are healed. After all, there are many ways to defeat darkness, such as smiling, which turns the shadows into sunshine. Intention: strong, young, torture, reincarnation, meeting the same person