Xiao Qiao's First Marriage in the Biography of Zhou Yu

It's so real. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fortunately, I teach elementary school now and don't need to check bedtime (), but it's true that one child brings fifty treasures.

Classmate Xitang didn't want to write yet, but classmate Xiudie came... Disclaimer: What I wrote is different from Xitang. She should write about Yu Qiao, so I will write about Ce Qiao, or group portrait. She writes about the small theater, and I write about the behind-the-scenes stuff. ————Pull the cord———— Zhou Yu: There was so much excitement in that room just now. What were they doing? It's so hard to guess... Jinse: No, some bastard is bullying my sister again! I could hear my sister crying! Bizheng: It's true... But I believe Sun Lang must have been careless... Sun Ce: Ah, yes, yes, Abi, I must have been careless, I... I didn't know... You screamed so loudly (feeling guilty) Bizheng: So what Sun Lang needs to do most now is to take your dirty hands away from me. Sun Ce: I am your husband, isn't it okay? Jinse: What can you do? Lecher! Didn't you hear what my sister said? Take it away! Sun Ce: (Reluctantly removing his hand from the round mound of Bizheng) Really, when can you learn from your sister... Jinse: What can I do to imitate my sister? But you are a slut, don't touch my sister anymore... Sun Ce: ber, I'm not a hooligan... Jinse: (stealing the conversation) The biggest gangster we have ever encountered is you! Zhou Yu: Okay... Jinse: You bastard, you still want to touch my sister! (Being ready to fight) Sun Ce: Hey, don't fight! Zhou Yu: That's ok... Jinse: You are so shameless. If you dare to touch my sister, forget it. My sister is still crying! You must have done something to her that you shouldn't have done! Sun Ce: The bridal chamber... Isn't it like this? Jinse: I am the bridal chamber, but you are killing people! Zhou Yu: Be quiet... Sun Ce: Hey, you little girl, you are so naughty! Jinse: What's wrong with me being so aggressive? Otherwise, my sister will be bullied to death by you! See if I can kill you. (Walks towards Sun Ce) Zhou Yu: (holding Xiao Qiao) Hey, hey, we have something to discuss, so why fight! Bizheng: That's right, let's discuss everyone's affairs, don't fight, don't fight... Jinse: Sister, Zhou Lang, please don't stop me. This bastard is a bastard. I must deal with him! Sun Ce: Abi, don't pull her, let her come over! (Bizheng and Gongjin let go of Jinse) (The two soon started fighting each other. One's eyebrows were like swords, and the other's eyes were like lightning. You threw stones, and I planted branches, jumping up and down, regardless of the top or bottom) Zhou Yu: Don't fight anymore~Don't fight anymore~ (The fight is going on, don't pay attention) Bizheng:... That's all, Gongjin, aren't you hungry? Zhou Yu: I'm hungry Bizheng: I think the restaurant at the door is quite nice. Let's book a private room first. Zhou Yu: Let's go... They like to fight, we can't control them anymore (Two normal people left this land of right and wrong, leaving two violent patients... Imagine by yourself) ————End————

The corners of my mouth are already level with the sun [dog head]

Sorry, I just saw the change here [Compare your heart]

Of course it's the plump buttocks at the back, because when I was making this up, I was taking a political class and doing ideological education, and I couldn't be so dirty, otherwise morality and the rule of law would become immoral and illegal (and I'm not allowed to call me King Wu of the Wei Dynasty, because the King of Wu of the Wei Dynasty is Sun Quan, and the return of King Wu of the Wei Dynasty means that Sun Quan went to S. Call me Xiudie. Did you forget that my nickname is Xiudie Chuanhua?)

I didn't expect to see new updates at this point! ! ! !

I suspect that Hehe is drunk [dog head holding rose in mouth]

Well... I'm going to start putting it into context! ! ! After reading the first book, it turns out that Yu was only 14 years older than Zhou Jun. In the fifth year of Jian'an, Yu was 25 years old, so Zhou Jun was 11 years old. (A little extrapolation shows that Xiao Qiao was born in 183, so Xiao Qiao was only 6 years older than Zhou Jun!!!) (Understand the applause!!! [Dog head])

If Sister Bizheng needs to bring 50 servants to Guangling, plus Sun Shao, Xiaojing, the second princess, plus herself, there are 54 people. How can we pay wages to those 50 people and provide for the living expenses of a few of them? [Dog head]

Yesterday, I borrowed my classmate's high-tech technology (actually it was just a detailed map navigation) and found out that Lujiang County is now Lujiang County, Shucheng County and Shucheng County? ! ! ! I took a quick look at Zhou Yu's cemetery. Why is it in Lujiang County? There is actually a rouge well? ! (According to legend, the rouge well was formed by Qiao Qiao pouring the leftover rouge from her dressing into the well when she was still in the boudoir. It has the color and aroma of rouge.) Could it be that this piece was originally owned by the Qiao family in Wancheng? . . [Fear] [Cracked] Why is Zhou Yu's cemetery not in Shucheng County? [Split]

Still want to hear a joke? The matter is not over yet. Wednesday's homework, the Chinese teacher's own paper, turned out that there was an idiom that asked us to choose the wrong idiom, and the text probably looked like this: There are rules for judging literary works. Some people quote scriptures, dress up the appearance, and be arty. Some people even try to occupy the magpie's nest (the correct answer should be to steal the work, right?) And impose their own opinions on the author. This will undoubtedly misinterpret the original intention of the article [Split] I don't know if you can see it, but I felt something was wrong the first time I saw it. . . The paper was published recently, and because the title is "Wednesday Reading Training," does it mean that I can't win?

No more, I found that the articles I read were all serialized...

Small theater ~ ——————————————————————— (The two quietly sneaked to the riverside without anyone noticing) Yu: (bringing a change of clothes to the riverside) I'm so convinced... It seems like I can only wash them here. . . Ya: Miss, this is not good for us... Jin: What are you afraid of? I think my husband is right and proper. Ya:...(Just cover your eyes) Jin: (Took out a B and handed it to her) Take it and put it on. . . I don't believe you don't want to see it… Ya:... (Okay, I want to see it) (Look through the gaps between fingers) Yu: Why does my back feel a little cold...? There must be no one... Forget it, nothing can stop me from washing my body with fragrance! ! ! ——————————————————————— Is it a bit too abstract? The more abstract, the better! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

What is the difference between this bend [cheek support] [cheek support]

There is also a daily question about the century question of Quan and Black World: Please tell me the advantages of Sun Quan. There is something particularly funny today. As a six-year-old Quan Hei, I feel a little uncomfortable when I see Jiang Chengzi. I wrote about it in my homework before, and yesterday I wanted to express my disgust for Sun Quan in my dictation book. (Anyway, I wrote it for myself. , Has nothing to do with the teacher) I was in Chinese class today. When we were writing essays, the teacher called me up and had a talk. Although he said earlier that I was not in the right time to do this in junior high school, she then said that I would write a paper to prove my point when I have time to go to college. I agree with this, but hahaha, guess what she said next? She said that my attitude towards Sun Quan might change in the future. She said that I might feel like I was blinded by a leaf, and that I only looked at one side of a person. . . Let's just say it doesn't make people laugh. Doesn't Sun Quan have the face? I think he is just wasting his time, okay? [Cracked] Also, as a guy who started being black in the third grade six years ago, what's the point of blinding him? It's not like I didn't try to understand his strengths. As a result, he became more and more black. It's not my fault.

In which historical material was Sun Lang discovered? Have you watched too much of the New Three Kingdoms again? (Dog head) If Xiao Qiao marries Sun Ce, will there be a lot of chaos in the backyard? (Probably not...) (The most Qiao Mei can do is talk about life ideals with Sun Ce... After all, both of them are e people, and they may develop into an abstract couple now)

Sure enough, we were right. After reading several other books, my sister and I felt that Lu Su was a lackey of Sun Quan.

[Orange Candy] Got it. I can't see how talented he is.

In the fifth year of Jian'an...[Cracked] I may be missing for a while recently, probably a month (my watch was taken away in class, and I usually use it to write comments, haha [cracked]. My sister is the same, she said she will write a chapter-by-chapter long review for you when she gets it back, I will also write [dog head]) Wait for us! ! ! ! [Dog head holding rose in mouth]

I have an idea [], the next chapter should be written by Yanzi and changed by Hehe [] (mainly because Hehe has been writing the manuscript, and I want to see how Yanzi's writing style is [])

[Cracked] High fever, now I have an injection [Cracked]