"I am a foreigner and you are a domestic, can you accept it?"
"Yes."
"Can you do housework? Can you do laundry, cooking, etc.?"
"Yes."
"Last question, if you can accept it, let's go get the certificate."
The little alien nodded excitedly, finally entering human society!
"Will you have a baby?"
The little alien blinked and froze in place. If he remembered correctly, human males should not be able to give birth to cubs.
But he is a tree! OK!
So under the surprised gaze of the woman opposite, she rolled her eyes, nodded happily, and replied sonorously: "Yes!"
*
Lin Zhi met Yu Baibai on a blind date. He was good at everything, but his brain was not normal.
When getting married and going to bed, "Well, when we want a child, do we need pollen to spread and bear fruit, or..." The little alien who has been popularized blushes and hides under the quilt and refuses to come out!
Lin Zhi, who has not eaten stir-fried vegetables since her marriage, tactfully expressed that she no longer wants to eat vegetables stewed in a rice cooker.
The little alien's eyes were filled with tears: "But I can fire!"
During the honeymoon, the little alien took care of everything and promised that she would love it!
When they arrived at the place, the yellow sand rushing thousands of miles covered Lin Zhi's eyes. She took the shovel handed over by the farmer's uncle with a complicated mood.
The little alien next to him looked proud: "I know you like children, so let's plant two of them!"
*
The young master of the Yu family is lost. I heard that this young master is too beautiful to be true, but has a bad mind and serious mental illness.
I'm afraid I can't get this back.
Some people feel sorry, some people see it as a joke...
But he didn't expect that a year later, when he came back, he would be followed by a female devil - Lin Zhi.
Mission: Everyone must move forward courageously