Pre-release of ancient movies"The Sick Beauty Tyrant Doesn't Want to Make Trouble" (Puishu)
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Copywriting:
The boss has a canary that can only take care of people.
Canary followed a gentle and gentle boss.
The two of them were very sweet during their ambiguous period, and they can be called Jinba CP models.
But when they got to the bed, the two of them started fighting over who was the one.
After both sides lost, Boss Ba and Canary sat at the head and end of the bed and questioned their own systems: Who is the attacker? ?
Sweet text system 007 said to the boss: You are worth hundreds of millions, handsome, gentle and powerful, of course you are the attacker.
Strong counterattack system 006 said to the canary: cos0 is popular now, cos0=1, you are the attacker. But the premise is that you must be able to cos0.
The two people who got the answer looked at each other, both feeling that they were bound to win.
Small theater:
Recently, the boss, who is being bullied by canaries everywhere, is very irritated and always feels like he is going to be eaten.
Seeing that something was wrong, 007 risked his life to reveal the secret that Canary suffered from skin thirst, and in the spirit of a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist, he gave the boss an idea: You warm him up first, let him get used to you and accept you, and then... You leave him cold and dry, and he can't stand the pain and torture, so he still has to come to you obediently?
The boss patted his thigh and thought it was feasible.
Later, the canary that he had left to dry out in the cold really came to see him. It's just that the canary turns into a goldfinch, and it's not gentle at all!
Later, Boss Ba held his waist, lit up his post-event cigarette, and finally figured it out——
No matter how cos0 looks like 0, it is still 1.
As for his system, the whole thing is 007 Ben 7!
The soft-hearted tyrant Shou (Zhou Li) who only wants to attack x the black-hearted pseudo-canary (Qiu Zhou)
Food Guide
In the book-traveling system, Boss Ba and Canary both travel through books.
Gong (Canary) appeared in Chapter 3 and officially appeared in Chapter 5.
1V1, each of them has only owned each other, and there is no improper relationship.
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The end of this article is v, chapter v 25-73. Little Angels who have read it, please do not buy it again.
Advance copy copy
The Sick Beauty Tyrant Doesn't Want to Cause Trouble [Puishu]
01.
Linyi, the master of Qingcang, died due to treason. He passed through a conspiracy novel and became a ruthless villain and tyrant.
In the original text:
The tyrant was suffering from a serious disease and was extremely suspicious. He felt that his ministers were all traitors.
For this reason, he killed dozens of his ministers.
Including but not limited to -
The tutor who taught him poetry and calligraphy and treated him like a son;
The imperial doctor who found medicine for him and became disabled;
The young general who fought for him on the battlefield and almost died;
The Prime Minister who provided him with food and clothing and comforted the common people...
In the end, the loyal ministers shed blood in the court, and no one could defend the country. The protagonist of the original book took advantage of the situation and overthrew the tyrant's dynasty.
The tyrant was cut to pieces with thousands of swords and his body was hung for public viewing.
02.
When Lin Yi came through, the tyrant ascended the throne. The absurd tyrant was leaning on the late emperor's coffin board, discussing with his chamberlain how to poison the accomplished general.
Lin Yi marveled: "He started killing Zhongliang on the first day he took office. He is worthy of being a tyrant."
Unable to destroy his character and save others, Lin Yi had no choice but to secretly replace the powerful madness medicine with the health-preserving elixir that the tyrant takes daily.
He wanted to take the opportunity to make a good sale and ask for a favor from the general, but unexpectedly... Lin Yi looked at the general with red eyes and a body that was as hot as fire, and fell into deep thought.
The relationship between the king and his subjects in this book does not seem to be as peaceful as he imagined.
Which loyal minister and good general secretly plotted to murder the emperor?
03.
The general fought for ten years and was mad for half his life. Finally, he swung his sword at the emperor and was shot to death by random arrows.
Once reborn, he returned to the first night of his madness.
In order to save the world, the general decided to kill the tyrant in advance.
In the dark palace hall, the night wind was cold and the candlelight flickered. The general felt that he was going mad, so he killed the tyrant without hesitation.
The next day, looking at the "tyrant" who was naked and tortured to the point of dying in his arms, the general fell into deep thought.
Did he go crazy last night, or...
The bad fox emperor is attacked by the crazy (zhong) dog (quan) general
Intention: Do not be afraid of constraints, work hard to do what you want to do, and be brave enough to be the person you want to be.