Someone once interviewed Song Yetan.
Question: You are not normal. Why do you care so much about Xie Wan?
Answer: ... Which of your eyes saw that I care about her?
Until later I saw the stingy Song Yetan and Xie Wan shopping in the mall
... Xie Wan is carefully looking at a crab that is worth a sky-high price to her.
Song Yetan: My wife likes it, so I'll cover it all!
When Xie Wan heard what he said, he jumped up and knocked Song Yetan on the head.
After knocking, it still felt uncomfortable, and it still shook as if it was trying to shake the water out of Song Yetan's head.
Xie Wan: This prodigal kid!
Don't ask
Asking means that you are stingy before marriage, and after marriage you are only stingy with people other than your wife.
"Real" store manager VS "fake" aloof academic master
Purpose: Carry forward the spirit of frugality