Pre-collection of the article "Terminal Illness for All, Management Cure" Please add it to your collection
——Copywriting of this article——
The apocalypse of natural disasters has ushered in the card world. Do you think this is a nightmare or a hope?
Lin Weijiu: That's not important, what's important is stimulation!
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"Welcome to the card world, please enjoy the next gluttonous feast!"
As the words fall, all humans will face terrifying monsters at the same time.
Survive or die? Only you decide.
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Lin Weijiu accidentally activated the card and obtained the randomly selected skill [Synthesis].
Synthesis? What the hell?
Can you draw one skill and get two for free?
Lin Weijiu read the skill attributes and was ecstatic: It's amazing.
"Damn it, 100 medicines and 100 foods each for restoring health and mana are on the shelves? Is the skill a healing type? Please help me, nanny!"
"Why didn't she move? Did she admit defeat?... Damn it, she didn't even move, so the monster is dead now? Are you playing the role of me?"
"The permanent orange weapon, the lightsaber?! I saw it scrapped and damaged, but it's still usable now? Please introduce me to a repairman, my child's weapon is also broken."
# Slightly crazy criticism of a heroine with a ceiling of strength who is an occasional drama queen VS the strongest auxiliary hero who is only gentle to the heroine#
Warm reminder
1. No one is stronger than the female protagonist, and the male protagonist's appearance rate is only slightly less than that of the female protagonist.
2. An infinite flow of post-apocalyptic stories about fighting monsters and surviving.
3. Reality and copy plots are interspersed, and the background of the full text is fictional.
4. Cards are not obtained by drawing cards
——Xinwen seeks to collect "Terminal Illness in All People, Management Cure", a quick business article.
After Yun Qingman became a full-time member of the Space-Time Bureau, she was assigned an all-round simulation management system and traveled to one 'terminal disease' world after another to complete the mission of healing.
▼The world of universal hunger:
# a certain transfer station card restaurant became popular all over the Internet overnight. Let's see what the truth is, let's wait and see the editor slowly reveal it! #
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Q: How did you know about this card restaurant?
A: I was about to print dungeons and brush materials. When I passed by the transfer station, I smelled a strong and alluring aroma of fried chicken, and I came in without knowing it.
Q: You mean this store is poisonous?
A: That's right! Otherwise, why would I come again after coming once? What is it if it's not poisonous?
Advertisement: Of course, it's because the food in my restaurant is delicious and the drinks are delicious. One meal can make you feel full for up to eight hours, slowly curing your hunger!
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Netizen with severe hunger syndrome: It's fake. It must be fake. I don't believe it. I have to go and see it for myself.
Other netizens with the same symptoms waved: Brothers, wait, let's go together!
Shopkeeper: Friends upstairs can click on the link to order takeout~
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▼A world where everyone is free from infectious diseases:
There is a newly opened store on the corner of the street, and I heard that the items in it can cure apathy.
Asymptomatic patients: Cure asymptomatic syndrome? Fake, absolutely fake, yet another eye-catching outlaw.
Yun Qingman: Do you want to play games? Do you read novels and comics? The more you play and watch, the easier it is to cure the insensible disease!
A patient who is addicted to games, novels, and comics: Huh? When will my insensible syndrome be cured?
▼The world of extreme frostbite for all:
Ten years after the onset of extreme cold.
A shop suddenly appeared in a certain place. It is said that you can soak in hot springs to cure extreme cold syndrome, and you can get all the basic necessities of life, as long as you have money.
Some people who did not believe in evil went in to experience it and moved in with their whole family overnight.
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Intention: As long as you have hope at any time, victory will be yours.