It's a God, Not a Ghost or a Human Being

[Copy written on 2021.12.23] Ye Yu didn't know where he came from. He envied the other ghosts in the underworld. They not only knew where they came from, but also had wonderful experiences. A certain female ghost in red: "I live in Luo City and have been married to him for seven years. Who would have thought that he would find another woman while I was visiting my parents' home! After I found out, he still denied it, beat me, scolded me, and even killed me because of that bitch! I hate it! I turned into a ghost and pestered him every day! Seeing that he didn't think about food for me every day, and was eventually killed by his beloved bitch, he really deserved it!" The baby in a certain belly: "I also live in Luo City. My mother was pregnant with me for seven months, but was driven out of the house by a river dog. In the end, she was so weak that she collapsed and died of a miscarriage. It was all the fault of the river dog! So I entered the river dog's belly with my mother's wish before she died, and let me suck him dry and die. It was so refreshing!" An innocent employee: "I was working in Los Angeles, and my black-hearted boss was doing illegal research underground. When we found out, he killed us directly! Why did he kill innocent people indiscriminately! I'm so angry! He turned into a ghost and cursed him to be poor for the rest of his life! It's a relief!" Ye Yu was very sad because he did not have such a wonderful experience. He had always been incompatible with the small circle of ghosts. Until the heavenly masters finally found the entrance to the underworld, they invaded in large numbers in groups, saying they wanted to clear out the evil spirits in the underworld. Ye Yu controlled his resentment and gently invited them all away. When they left, each of them was still grateful. A certain female ghost in red: "Big boss, you are awesome, I will be your little brother from now on!" A baby in a certain belly: "Brother is so awesome! Do you need a cute ghost brother who can act coquettishly and act cute?" An innocent employee: "You're such a nice guy! He's really a formidable person!" On that day, Ye Yu was elected by the ghosts as the Lord of the Underworld, and his evil reputation spread throughout the world of humans and ghosts. Ye Yu:? What's going on? Ye Yu thought, just do it. Then a teenager burst through the door. The young man waved the yellow talisman: Evil ghost, take your life! Ye Yu: Have you finished your homework? Teenager (horrified): How do you know I didn't finish the homework assigned by the master! Ye Yu: Hurry up and write, otherwise your master will blame you. Young man (with tears in his eyes): Thank you, you are so kind! One day, an old heavenly master came to the door. Heavenly Master: Evil ghost, take your life! Ye Yu: Do you have money? Heavenly Master (alert): Evil ghost, what are you going to do! Ye Yu: I want to go to the human world. The underworld is so boring. Heavenly Master: Evil ghost, you still want to harm the world! Ye Yu was depressed, he just wanted to play in the human world. Ye Yu: I just... Heavenly Master: Evil ghost! I will eliminate harm for the people today! Ye Yu: I just... Heavenly Master: Evil ghost! I will never let you out! Ye Yu: I... Heavenly Master: Evil ghost! Ye Yu:…… Ye Yu couldn't stand him anymore, so he waved his hand and fanned him away with the dark wind. Ye Yu sighed, being a ghost is difficult. Ye Yu decided to go to the human world. But when he reached the entrance to the underworld, he met a young man. The amiable young man said: Hello, how can I enter the underworld? Ye Yu: What do you want to do? Young man: I am looking for the Lord of the Underworld. Ye Yu thought to himself, wouldn't this be another one who came to get rid of him? Ye Yu: He's not here. Young man: When will he be here? Ye Yu thought for a while: He went to play in the human world, and I didn't know. Young man: Then I will wait here for him to come back. Ye Yu: ... It's not necessary. If there was someone waiting for him to fight, he probably wouldn't want to come back. Fortunately, he later learned that this man was not here to fight with him. — On how Ye Yu entered the underworld. Go to the river of rebirth. Ting Xun: Is it you who let my daughter-in-law enter the underworld? Ferryman (annoyed): I saw him as a lonely ghost. I kindly showed him the way to reincarnation. Who knew he went to the underworld in the opposite direction! Ye Yu:? Ting Xun:...... Ting Xun: Let's go. Ye Yu: Didn't you ask him? Ting Xun (helpless): Finished asking. When will my wife's road-crazy problem be corrected? Notes for this article: 1. Overhead, privately built like a mountain. 2. Nonsensical dialogue. 3. Easy to read. 4. Fate update. 5. Sweet text. Ye Yushou × Mo Tingxing Intention: I have been waiting for you.