I'm Pimping in the World of Cultivation

01 Recently, a cowherd shop called Oasis Club became popular. The reason was that a cowherd from the Oasis Club fell in love with a diamond bachelor on the Cultivation Rich List. After the rich man made the official announcement on Weibo, in the blink of an eye, the cowherd hooked up with the actor again? There have been constant criticisms about this incident on the Internet, and many netizens have dug deeper into this Cowherd shop. The more they dig, the more they discover... #It turns out that the movie king is the mistress# #issues a statement: Do not believe or spread rumors# #Lingshui Zongshi Ancestor Formation Contract Xiuyuan# #photo# Ji Ling, who was regarded as a pimp, had just returned from a remote mountain village and solved a series of major cases. When he saw the hot search, "???" A video was released that day in response to the hotly searched incident. In the video, an ordinary-looking man has his hands crossed and a serious look on his face. "I'm sorry, I'm an upright person. I'm taking this opportunity to recruit a bride. The conditions are not high. They have a car and a house, an annual salary of one million, and the people are kind and kind. It's best to be in a big relationship. If you are interested, please scan the QR code at the bottom of the screen..." Three minutes after the video was released, it reached the top of the trending list. Netizens were shocked. He has an annual salary of one million and is a kind-hearted person. How could he be such an ordinary man? As expected of a pimp! However, what makes netizens even more depressed is that the vest of a big guy in the Internet industry has fallen off. It turns out that the super popular cartoonist Wink in the cultivation world, the e-sports god Dink, the cat of the funny video up master Ling Lingzi, and the new male god in the CV circle... TMD are all the same person! At the same time, they retweeted Ji Ling's video, #, don't disturb [group photo]# Netizen, "..." Thanks for the invitation, the clown is actually me. 02 Fu Yangjing accidentally lost his bad luck because of his mission. He was suffering from advanced procrastination and social fear. After missing Ji Ling N times, he mistakenly became a programmer at the Oasis Club. He was born as a qualified Internet-addicted teenager. He should have neglected his job and become addicted to Internet cafes. The result? Following Ji Ling, I accidentally found that my mission was completed, and I even put my heart into it, but! Ji Ling is actually a straight man? ? ? Therefore, the browsing history of the Internet-addicted boy became "How to break up with a straight man", "What should I do if the person I like doesn't like me", "Should I confess my crush to someone due to social fear", "How to express my love correctly when I find that I have a paranoid tendency" This is a story about a self-proclaimed straight man, a hot-blooded social worker, Pu Nobu-nam, who is afraid of being addicted to the Internet and not doing his job, and wants to give others a home. He saves the world, but he discovers that the world does not need to be saved. 03 Fu Yangjing looked at the psychiatrist, "Is it normal to think that I want someone to only see me?" The psychiatrist smiled, "Why is it abnormal? When you like someone, you want to possess him, own him, and lock him in a world where you are the only one, so that he will not run around and never leave." Fu Yangjing said thoughtfully, "Thank you, I understand." "Pah——" The door was kicked open, and Ji Ling came in with a group of policemen, "That's him!" Fu Yangjing, "?" "Run away from the Sixth Mental Hospital!" Fu Yangjing looked at his psychiatrist, who smiled calmly. Fu Yangjing said, "...?" So, the psychiatrist he saw was actually a patient? ! Purpose: abide by the law and strive to be a good citizen