My Mother-In-Law Has a Big Heart and a Fat Body

Lin Yinyin has been in a state of lack of sleep and food all year round. The ultimate goal in life: food and sleep are the only things you can't live up to. Once I traveled through time, I finally lived a life where I could sleep with sweet dreams until I woke up naturally, and eat all I wanted to eat. The happy rice insect life finally gave her body soft flesh. The only fly in the ointment is that she accidentally became a concubine in the harem, and the current emperor likes slender and graceful beauties. The soft flesh is particularly prominent among the thin concubines. Therefore, it was rumored that the Queen of the dynasty had the appearance of "sinking" fish and "falling" wild geese, and the appearance of "falling" the country and "falling" the city. Lin Yinyin's ultimate goal in life was not only to eat and drink well, but also add another one: to survive the death of the emperor so that he could leave the palace. The other concubines were scheming, and Lin Yinyin was fast asleep. The other concubines were gentle and petty towards the emperor, while Lin Yinyin ate and drank a lot. The other concubines ridiculed her, and Lin Yinyin threw them out the door with one hand. … When others finally stopped and stopped provoking her, the emperor came again... If you offend her, you will be reduced to a promise. If a noble person offends her, you will be reduced to a promise. The imperial concubine offended her and reduced her to a promise, but she... Still agreed. There are also rumors that Dang Chaoxi promised to learn the art of witchcraft. ********* Small theater Lin Yinyin: "The Queen Mother once said that I have the appearance of a fish sinking and a bird falling." Yin Xibai: "The weight of my beloved concubine can not only sink fish, but also the armor of a giant ship!" Lin Yinyin: "The Queen Mother once said that I have the power to overwhelm a country or a city." Yin Xibai: "My beloved concubine is so important that she can accompany the general on an expedition and bring down the enemy's city walls!" The male protagonist is a big hooves in the early stage, but in the later stage he dotes on his wife like crazy Advance payment: "My mother-in-law is very wealthy" When others travel through time, they will be given a space and other things, including rare herbs, rare medicinal materials, and spiritual springs and fairy dew. Qian Shuyao was different. She came with a Midas touch. As soon as a gold ingot is taken out, the poor are left with money, which is a special worry. Qian Shuyao's most sincere sigh: "No one can understand the pain of just spending money." He Qianzhao always felt that his princess's brain was not normal. She always felt that she had too much money. But before he ascended the throne, he discovered that it was him who was mentally abnormal. After he ascended the throne, he had another worry. His queen had too much money. What should he do? ………… Small theater 1. He Qianzhao: "My beloved concubine seems to be in a bad mood?" Qian Shuyao: "I can't spend all the money, it's so annoying!" 2. He Qianzhao: "We need money here and we need money there. Do you really think that this money is brought by the strong wind?" Qian Shuyao: "It's not easy to get money. Come and sing a song to make me happy." Opponent for the title: "Where did He Qianzhao get so much money? Did it come from the strong wind?" **** "When Tang Monk Became a Bald Boss" Tang Seng suddenly experienced a disaster and was reborn in the 21st century. He has become a good-looking, good-study, good student, but he has never grown hair since he was a child. The white-bone spirit traveled thousands of miles to find her husband and asked Fairy Chang'e for help. In the 21st century, she witnessed the bald academic tyrant grow into a bald tyrant. In order not to affect Tang Monk's journey through the tribulation, the White Bone Demon could not reveal his identity directly. She transformed into a primary school girl with long hair and chased him all the way from school to the company, vowing to capture this monk. **** Small theater: 1. White Bone Demon: "Are you familiar with this Buddhist scripture?" Tang Seng: "I don't believe in Buddhism. I plan to believe in God or something recently." White Bone Demon: "... Why didn't Buddha kill you?" 2. White Bone Demon: "President, I want to go home." Tang Seng: "You are allowed a day off." White Bone Demon: "My home is a bit far away, and one day is not enough." Tang Monk: "How far is it?" White Bone Demon: "I live next door to Chang'e. Have you ever heard of one day in the sky and one year on the earth?" Tang Seng: "I've heard that one day of leave will deduct three days of salary, and one year of leave will deduct three years of salary." White Bone Demon: "..." "My Madam-in-law's Golden Lotus" Mei Xin'er caught up with the time-travel trend and traveled to an unknown dynasty, becoming a replica of Sister Lin. She has a delicate body that can fall over when the wind blows, and can vomit blood if touched. The most depressing thing is that she has become the emperor's woman. To put it in perspective, the one who is the most beautiful but has the lowest status and can be bullied by anyone. The most common thing in the harem is intrigue. Her pretty face makes her the center of trouble. If the imperial concubine is forced to kneel down, she will stagger and faint; if the nobleman slaps her, she will immediately vomit blood; if the emperor moves her to bed, she will be unconscious for a whole day and night. ……………… Small theater: Concubine: "Mei promises you..." Mei Xin'er raised her hand and touched her head, feeling a little dizzy. Queen: "Forget it, let's not talk about it." Favorite concubine: "Mei promises you will know your crime!" Mei Xin'er frowned and covered her heart. Favorite concubine: "Forget it, I don't know if I know." The Emperor: "My beloved concubine has not slept with me for a long time." Mei Xin'er: "Your Majesty, the imperial doctor said..." The Emperor: "Forget it, let's have a good time." "On How a Eunuch Becomes a Queen" Su Xiaoyu had been unlucky for eight lifetimes. As soon as she opened her eyes, she realized that she had become a little eunuch. Every day, he tried his best to hide his identity as a daughter while trying to find a way to escape from the palace. Unexpectedly, he accidentally became the emperor's exclusive little eunuch. From then on, he started a life of being inferior to one person but superior to ten thousand people. It is said that the emperor is cold and heartless, It is said that the emperor is cruel and ruthless. It is said that the emperor is cruel and ruthless. The above are all rumors. Only Su Xiaoyu, who has experienced it personally, knows what the real emperor is like. Small theater: (1) Su Xiaoyu: "Your Majesty, this servant is just a little eunuch, not suitable for sleeping." The Emperor: "If you don't want to be a little eunuch, why don't you become a little queen?" Su Xiaoyu: "..." (2) Queen Mother: "I heard that Eunuch Su became Concubine Su?" Su Xiaoyu's thoughts: Actually, I would rather be Princess Su... Motto: Appearance is more beautiful than soul