Lover Edition
some day
Xi Mujin learned a love saying from a certain river
"Wanwan, give me your life..."
"Don't give it. I don't dare to ask for it. I will be jailed for more than ten years."
"Wanwan, I don't want to bear it anymore, I like you."
"Ah, what on earth are you reading? You're already married and it's useless."
"Wanwan, I don't have pinkeye, will you not love me?"
"Xi Mujin! Watch less romance in Jinjiang."
Younger brother version
Mowanwan: Hello, my dear brother
Mo Ran: Sister, what, my birthday is tomorrow
Mowanwan: Oh, how about I buy a birthday cake and come to your company to spend it together?
Mo Ran: It's too far, you're still in J Town
Mowanwan: Then I won't come over
Mo Ran: If you dare, you must come
Mowanwan: Got it
Since I really can't think of a copy, I'll just leave it like this.
Purpose: Cutting off one's legs to become a strong woman