[The article was written in a hurry without an outline, which made it impossible to continue writing. Due to lack of writing power, the plot I wanted to write could not be expressed, or even went in the wrong direction. It was painful to write and painful for the readers to wait, so I solved it with v, orz]
Jiang Lu is a love brain. For the sake of KPI, the system spent a lot of money to get him to do tasks in ancient bloody stories.
Jiang Lu: Falling in love at public expense, is there such a good thing?
The system said that nine out of ten hosts it brought had collapsed. It did not have high requirements. As long as Jiang Lu followed the plot obediently and did not collapse, the completion level would be enough to give him a passing grade.
Jiang Lu: As long as you give me enough money, I can lick you as much as you want me to.
Not long after entering the first world, the system hesitated: The money is not enough for you to kneel down and lick it...
What Jiang Lu didn't tell the system was whether he was in love or just in unrequited love.
Unit 1:
Jiang Lu is a scumbag, who helps Zha Gong from negotiating for the company to doing laundry and cooking. Zha Gong's friends laughed at him and called him like a licking dog. In order to make Zha Gong happy, he even asked Bai Yueguang to pretend to be acquainted with his biological parents.
Until Zha Gong was moved by his passionate love and returned some arrows, Jiang Lu immediately abandoned him like a piece of shit and instantly fell in love with Zha Gong's nemesis.
Unit 2:
Jiang Lu is a blood servant with a sense of presence of 0.5. He has a supporting soul role and is the group's pet. In ZG 1, the blood prince asked him to exchange blood for the group pet. In ZG 2, the wolf king pushed him to protect the group pet. In ZG 3, the blood hunter made him come out as a scapegoat to protect the group pet.
For the sake of love, Jiang Lu was humble and forbearing, getting everything he asked for, until Zha Gong 1 returned the arrow and fell into Zha Gong 2's arms seconds later.
For Zha Gong 2, Zha Gong 2 emptied Zha Gong 1's treasury. Zha Gong 2 was moved by his sincerity. After returning the arrow,
Jiang Lu rushed to Zha Gong 3 without looking back, digging out the hard work of Zha Gong 1.2 For Zha Gong 3.
Unit Three:
Jiang Lu is a love brain who practices the ruthless way. Zha Gong 1 is a fellow disciple of the same sect. The senior brother is a sister-controller. The younger sister practices hard but has no talent. Jiang Lu voluntarily sacrificed his sword bones for his senior brother, but was abandoned by the sect for training.
His sister was sick and in urgent need of elixir. Jiang Lu knelt down step by step until his knees were ulcerated and asked for the elixir from Jincan Temple. The senior brother was moved by his hot love and couldn't help but return the arrow. Jiang Lu broke up without spending the night, and his cultivation level increased greatly.
Jiang Lu fell in love with a mortal, Jiang Lu regained the sword bone for him, and poached his senior brother's spiritual root, just so that he could become an immortal.
Demining:
■Jiang Lu's licking is true licking, love is true love, and unfeeling is also true unfeeling
■1v1 slice attack, the attacker is the same person from beginning to end
In ancient times, dog-blooded scum was cheap
■Write not in order
■The three views in the article are not the author's three views
——[Next book]——
"When the sand sculpture is robbed, the scumbag attack script [Quick Travel]"
Copywriting: Jiang Chou Mian was selected by the live broadcast system and transformed into the protagonist in various worlds of chasing wives and crematoriums.
He has to experience being devoured, being used as one of Bai Yueguang's stand-ins, being stabbed to death with a sword, and being tortured physically and mentally in all kinds of ways before he completely gives up. Only then can he come to the crematorium where Zha Gong is symbolic of pursuing his wife. Zha Gong's red eyes say that he will give you his life + the sickness buff to achieve a perfect ending.
Jiang ChouMian: That's it, is it gone? Does this wife-chasing crematorium have two pages?
System: What do you know? There are countless expressions of love. The harder I torture you, the deeper I love you. Didn't you see that the scumbag is kneeling down!
Jiang Chou Mian flexed his muscles: I understand, you are absolutely right.
Unit 1: Overlord scum attacks the crematorium
As one of the stand-ins for the boss scumbag Bai Yueguang, Jiang Chou Mian knows that skin and temperament are all empty, and only one with a similar personality can be a good stand-in.
So when Zha Gong came to look for him, he gave Zha Gong a big fight based on the character of Bai Yueguang, a straight man in Kongtong who beats people up.
Zha Gong covered his face and became furious.
Jiang Chou Mian (well-behaved): But don't you want me to imitate Bai Yueguang? Don't I have a different personality? If you think it's not enough, I'll give you a few more?
Live audience:? ? Why are you beating people in this crematorium?
Unit 2: Phoenix male scumbag attacks the crematorium
At that time, Jiang Chou Mian, who was still the richest man in the country and a noble young master, sent people to plunder a group of ragged, handsome and extraordinary young orphans from various slums, and knelt in two rows in the gorgeous hall.
Sitting on a chair inlaid with gorgeous gems, Jiang Chou Mian had a sad look on his face. Who is the Phoenix male scumbag?
Well, whoever of you licks me the hardest is the scumbag.
Jiang Chou Mian thought that only in this way would the scumbag stand out.
As a result, Zha Gong almost fell into a long sleep due to the malicious competition from his peers.
Live broadcast audience: ... Ah, why did my baby's charm suddenly become so low?
Unit 3: Killing his wife proves that Taoist scum attacks the crematorium
Zha Gong looked at Jiang Chou Mian affectionately, unsheathed his sword, and said his affectionate and ruthless Jin Jue: I love you, you are my way, and I will kill you in order to prove the way, and I will have peace and security in this world. I will wait for you to seek revenge from me in the next life.
The live audience was also very excited:
[Woo woo woo, my baby is too affectionate, but he is just stupid and can't speak! If he does not attain enlightenment, he will no longer be able to stand side by side with Shou. Anyway, Shou will not die. My treasure will be re-cultivated in the future and be hated. It is too painful. Can Shou understand something? ]
[I was controlled and I also felt that Gong was a bit miserable. Shou just lost his body, but Gong killed his own feelings with his own hands! Woo hoo hoo, from now on, the stern and cold swordsman with a hint of warmth is no longer around. ]
[He didn't even plan to destroy Shou's soul. Isn't this a clear indication that Shou Zhongxiu hates him! I wonder who else dares to say that sword cultivators are scumbags! ]
Unexpectedly, the next moment, Jiang Choumian dodged the attack and stabbed him with a sword with his backhand. Zha Gong, who was stabbed through, had a look of disbelief on his face.
Jiang Chou Mian's affectionate face said: Don't let me live in the next life. My dear, I forgot to tell you. Your Tao seems to be very useful. I have also practiced the same Tao for killing my husband. How could I cheat on you if I love you so much? I can only use you to teach me. I believe you will understand me.
Zha Gong's profanity-laced words: I#@★&?
Live audience:
Why are you like this?
You don't have martial ethics!
But, it seems a little refreshing...
■More than three worlds, written not in order
■1v1, green tea attack, non-scum attack
■The three views in the article are not the author's three views
Intention: Even if the road to growth is bumpy, you can still get out of the thorns in your life.