The three-month-old panda cub has a lot of bamboo shoots, and there are countless crazy stories about turning into a human so that he can achieve the freedom of ice cream, and finally become a human.
But when she finally left the transfer station and returned to the real world, the panda cub, who thought she could finally eat ice as much as she wanted, discovered in horror that she had been tricked by the transfer station——
She is a gangster and penniless.
Duosun: It's so funny, don't talk about ice cream, I can't even eat snow.
The Kaitan copy transfer station appears again:
Baby, do you want to renew the contract?
Duosun [smashes a half-meter-thick marble brick with one slap]: Labor and management are iron-eating beasts! Can be self-reliant!
Construction site: Don't come tomorrow. Three engineering teams complained about your malicious competition. The Bureau of Market Supervision also received a report saying that we mixed cement by hand and mistreated employees. The quality of the project was worrying.
Duosun:? ? ? Why should he accuse me of malicious competition when I mix cement based on my ability?
Construction site: Some people say you are a child laborer - how old are you? I promised to get my ID card in two days, but why haven't I gotten it yet?
Duosun: Ah, still, I'm still re-applying. I didn't spend any money to expedite it, so I'll probably have to——
Construction site: -Wait a minute, an anchor has brought a team to interview you, they are already at the door now
Duosun: Huh? ?
Construction site: You hurry up and leave! Now the Internet is overwhelmingly saying that you are a child laborer!
Duosun:……
Duo Sun, who was unexpectedly famous, couldn't find a job that would not accept his ID card if he couldn't find a daily payment.
This is really a sad story.
Transfer station for copies of ghost stories: "Bao, do you want to make a date?"
Dead fish eyes with many bamboo shoots: no date
Guaitan Dungeon Transfer Station: The latest zoning rules area of the transfer station is officially open! Old employees are back, and you'll get 3,000 trading points for the first time you clear the instance!
Duosun: equivalent to one barrel of oil and two bags of noodles?
Transfer Station: If you complete three copies, you will receive a legal identity from any country! No formalities required! Suitong is legal and effective!
Duosun:……
Transfer station: A complete set of academic resumes from kindergarten to nine-year compulsory education will be sent to you if you are over five years old! Includes school registration and household registration records!
Transfer Station: If you complete ten copies, you will receive a complete set of high school to university diplomas! All resumes can be checked on the official website! Authentic and reliable!
Duosun:... Does the kindergarten keep records?
Transfer Station: ... It's not important! Just say whether you will come or not!
Wanjiahuiyou Shopping Plaza, Xiangyang Middle School, Sun and Moon Town... After adding rules, the plot of the dungeon becomes even more messy, with endless garbled characters filling the life of Panda Zai Zai who does not want to work hard or use his brain.
After a few copies:
Duosun: I lay flat. I decided to go back to the zoo to make fun of myself. The laborer was obviously a panda!
[Of course, this is impossible]
This is a hard story about a top-level boss who has a life but no ID card and has to start working from scratch.
Intention: Guess