The Neighbor You Have a Crush on Is a Part-Time Killer

Xie Qiaoqiao, eighteen years old, is mainly a college student seeking to make money at the end of the semester, and her second job is a killer who hunts monsters. One day while disposing of the monster's corpse, I bumped into the boy from my neighbor's house who was studying for a master's degree in class [other people's children]. Other people's children have a paper in their left hand and an American style in their right hand, and their face is pale and shaky. Xie Qiaoqiao was afraid that he would pass away, so she was racking her brains to think of what kind of lies she should make up to deceive him. Zhang Xueji took out his mobile phone, opened the encyclopedia, and tremblingly clicked on the popular science video "How to destroy the body after killing someone". Xie Qiaoqiao: "Well, actually -" Zhang Xueji held her hand, with red eyes: "I know you must have your difficulties, let me help you!" Xie Qiaoqiao: "..." Xie Qiaoqiao: "Thank you, actually the person who died was not a human being——" Zhang Xueji sniffed and cried: "I, I am tall, I will help you block the surveillance camera." Xie Qiaoqiao: "Thank you, but -" Zhang Xueji's eyes were full of tears, and he taught while crying: "The video said it is best to use fire, so that it is not easy to judge the correct time of death... Wuwuwu, I will help you light the fire... Wuwuwu, Qiao Qiao, don't be afraid, I will protect you..." * Xie Qiaoqiao often feels that Zhang Xueji looks like a dog. Clingy, lively, energetic, needs to be walked with for half an hour every day, very good at pretending to be pitiful, and—— Good at loving others generously. *Advance receipt recommended by relatives and friends: "How to Survive Herbivore in Restricted Academy Literature" by Wan Yi, an atypical heart-throb pure love rice, plush of carnivorous x herbivorous *Tweet pre-receipt: "Sword Cultivator, Don't Talk About Dogs", click on the column to see Lin Zhengdu has a crush on Xie Guanqi, a disciple of the Sword Sect. In order to catch up with him, Lin Zhengdu accompanies him to slay demons and fight for justice, doing everything in the world - except washing his hands and making soup for him. It's not that Lin Zhengdu doesn't want to. Mainly because Xie Guanqi was really poisoned by Lin Zhengdu's food and passed out. After chasing for a long time, Lin Zhengdu felt that the time was ripe and was about to express his feelings to Xie Guanqi. However, on the eve of preparing to express his feelings to Xie Guanqi, he accidentally saw the sword manual that Xie Guanqi carried with him. On the first page of the sword manual, there is Xie Guanqi's calligraphy on the side. It says in black and white: Women will affect the speed of my sword. Lin Zhengdu carefully recalled the days when he chased Xie Guanqi - accompanying him to slay demons and demons: mainly because Xie Guanqi succumbed to demons and slayed demons in front, while she picked up innocent passers-by who were accidentally injured by Xie Guanqi's sword energy in the back. Accompanying him to support justice: Mainly Xie Guanqi went to punish criminals and eliminate evil, while she went to get bounties, big red flowers and banners. Accompanying him to fight swords in the rivers and lakes: Mainly Xie Guanqi fights swords, she is responsible for watching the rivers, lakes and flowers. Lin Zhengdu was sad to find that Xie Guanqi not only disliked him, but that this dog swordsman might not even regard him as a woman! Instead, we treat them as brothers who share the food expenses! * The first page of Xie Guanqi's sword manual annotations: Women will affect the speed of my sword. …… Page 47 of Xie Guanqi's annotations on the sword manual: Lin Zhengdu's cooking is really unpalatable, but I am happy with it and endure it. Page 48 of Xie Guanqi's annotation on the sword manual: Lin Zhengdu got seasick in the spirit boat and vomited all over me and my sword, but I was happy with it and endured it. …… Page 80 of Xie Guanqi's sword manual annotations: Lin Zhengdu has been ignoring me recently. Does she think that I am not the leader of swordsmanship, so she dislikes me? …… The last page of Xie Guanqi's annotation on the sword manual: I have defeated all the sword cultivators! Why is Lin Zhengdu still ignoring me? ! ! Intention: Sunshine is equal to all living beings.