Don't Pinch the Hairy Dumplings

(The story of two idiots) (Can be sweet or cute) Yu Man is a ferocious beast. He is short of jade in his life, but no jade grows wherever he goes. After going through a lot of troubles to find the jade on Kunlun Mountain, someone grabbed her by the neck when she was so full of food. Qing Zefeng: You've chewed my head off and you still want to leave? The roof of his house was chewed away, and a piece of hair was gnawed bald by Mao Tuanzi... He was so angry that he plucked out all the hair on his body, transformed him, sealed him in a piece of jade, and threw him thousands of miles away. _ Thousands of years later, Qing Zefeng was walking on the street when a jade pendant fell from the sky and cracked his head. Yu Perry got out of a fur dumpling and grabbed his collar with two front paws: Big brother, I'm here again~ Qing Zefeng grabbed Mao Duanzi and put it into his pocket, put on his hat and sunglasses, and said to the oncoming person: "I see that you are in a trance, and your eyebrows are dark. Give me one million, and I will ensure that you turn disaster into good luck." "Get out." Yu Man huddled in his pocket and laughed: Brothers are not doing very well. _ Later, the jade crusher Yu Man followed the treasure hunter Qing Zefeng, becoming a heavenly master to fight with old people and catch imps, pretending to be a friend to eliminate evil and support good people, shuttle back and forth on the timeline as various characters, constantly jumping in parallel spaces, gathering hundreds of millions, millions, and wealth. Yuman: I'm so hungry and so poor. My dear brother, please give me some money~ My dear, Qing Zefeng touched the deflated treasure bag. What kind of bottomless pit have I raised? Intention: It's the Chinese New Year and I want to go home