I'm super sorry, but this book is getting more and more biased and I really can't continue writing it. I'll see if I can save it when I get better in the future. QAQ, sorry little angels.
* This article is also called "How to stay single when you are in love"
Chi Mian has an outstanding appearance, but he has only watched others swim in the river of love and has never been in the water.
By chance, Chi Mian couldn't help but feel passionate about Yu Mingge, who was as noble and handsome as the snow on the mountain. However, as soon as he stretched out his tentative little feet, he was almost overturned by a big wave.
——It turns out that Yu Mingge is a little special to him because he looks a lot like his Bai Yueguang.
Chi Mian put his hands behind his hands and sighed deeply: Well, they say that wise people don't fall in love. It seems that my smart mind is destined to be a landlubber in love!
Chi Mian retreated quickly, but Yu Mingge suddenly proposed to hire Chi Mian as Bai Yueguang's substitute.
Chi Mian: Don't cue, from now on I will seal my heart and love, and escape into Buddhism!
Yu Mingge: Food and accommodation are included, five social insurances and one housing fund, an annual salary of one million, and you don't have to do anything except eat, drink and have fun.
Chi Mian:? Thank you again
*
One day after they started living together, Yu Mingge developed a rare low-grade fever. Her long eyelashes drooped, giving her a rare look of vulnerability.
He was lying on the bed, holding the towel that Chi Mian had given him to reduce his fever. In his hazy state of mind, he felt Chi Mian's eyes looking at him intently, and the slightly trembling, soft coolness on the tip of his nose.
Yu Mingge:! ! ! He's secretly kissing me! This little stand-in likes me!
#There's no need to be so sneaky#
#Seeing as you like me so much, it's not like I can't like you#
#The wedding should be low-key, I don't like too many people#
Chi Mian looked at Brother Squidward's nose that she secretly stuck to the tip of Yu Mingge's nose, and couldn't help laughing until her whole body trembled: Hahahaha Brother Squidward is so funny, hurry up and take a picture first~
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The story of two childish elementary school chickens who poke their heads into each other and fall in love.
If nothing happens, approach carefully and don't dare to say anything when you are humming.
I want primary school students to fall in love! Primary school students are the best in love! (It's an adult, not a real elementary school student)
[Heartless, happy and brilliant little cute girl × dead duck, tough-mouthed, narcissistic, arrogant, reserved and aggressive]
Food Guide
1. A sweet story about pure first love, only one can win and win with the other.
2. Pseudo-substitute literature, there is no hatred of sea and love, only sand sculptures
3. It's really, really ridiculous! ! !
Purpose: Find your life goals and improve your self-worth