After the global mental illness broke out, Wei Yuan was invited to give a speech at his alma mater, but was blocked by a college student at the end.
The other party came up and forced him, "Senior, please plead guilty!"
Wei Yuan: "I'm really sick! What crime should I plead guilty to?"
He turned and ran.
But the result of his escape was: his account was blocked, his money was robbed, and he had to live in the sewers among man-eating rats.
Finally one day he couldn't bear the hunger and called the principal of his alma mater.
"Principal, I'm hungry..."
Wei Yuan was taken back to the principal's home, where he was warmly entertained.
Wei Yuan, who was chewing chicken drumsticks with both hands, looked up and saw the college student blocking him slowly walking down the second floor of the principal's house.
"Hello, senior, my name is Jiang Xingchen, and this is my dad. This is my home, please note that it is my home, not my dad's home. I will ask the principal if I have any questions later, dad, please go back first."
Wei Yuan watched pitifully as the principal he invited him to left, with a sickly boy next to him. He didn't even dare to eat.
At this time Jiang Xingchen took out a card.
"There are one hundred thousand here. I will give you as pocket money every month from now on, but please don't have any contact with bounty hunters in the future."
Wei Yuan: "Tsk, who can spend this little money of yours?!"
Jiang Xingchen took out another card and said, "There are five million in it. You can live with me from now on."
"Who do you think I am!"
In the end, Jiang Xingchen took out his black card and said, "This is the start-up capital my dad gave me. There is 100 million in it. I will give you the secondary card. But I only have one bed at home, and I will give you all the money. If I can't buy a bed anymore, you have to sleep with me."
Wei Yuan said without thinking: "Then I'll take a shower. By the way, what kind of shower gel do you like? Also, I smoke, can you tolerate the strawberry scent?"
Jiang Xingchen: "I'll try that taste."
He pressed Wei Yuan against the wall and leaned his mouth against it...
Professor with genetic disease in older uniformed flying squirrels attacked by students vs cat evolution students
PS The age difference is 9 years!
Shuangjie 1v1
Concept: Tom and Jerry is a documentary!