Cat, I'm Afraid the Boat Will Capsize!

I am a cat demon full of wisdom. I am invincible in fighting all over the mountains and forests. I rule all the fish in the nearby river. I am super domineering! One day, I rescued the beautiful girl and adopted a very docile two-legged beast. Oh no, it should be called a human. ——Humans are really difficult to raise. He won't eat fresh wild fish, he won't eat the sparrows he caught in the tree, and he won't eat the fattest mice in the burrow! What do humans eat? Why don't you eat this or that? Although it is difficult to raise, the massage from the human brother is really comfortable. I admire him very much as a cat and I am worried that he will starve to death. This cat takes great care of this little human brother. He also knows how to repay his kindness and asks me to support me honestly when I come home. He hands in a lot of small dried fish every day, as well as deep-sea fish that I have never enjoyed before. It tastes so good—— Maomao, I am very satisfied with the performance of this little human brother. Until a month later, my well-behaved human brother suddenly rebelled and asked me, the cat, to lose weight. Too much! What to lose weight? This meow was so angry that he yelled: Meow! Meow meow meow? ! This cat couldn't eat enough and protested strongly, but the human boy was so hard-hearted that he remained unmoved. After thinking about it, I decided to find a few more docile human brothers and hand over dried fish to me as protection money. This meow is doing this in secret, because the human brother I value the most is jealous, so I will humor him. This cat is a master of time management. Not only does he eat well every day at the homes of his three brothers, but he can also hide the endless dried fish in the hole of a crooked neck tree in the community. At first, my body movements were like a god, light and traceless, and they didn't notice each other's existence. But then one day, I accidentally got the overly rounded cat stuck in a tree hole. Even though I tried my best, I couldn't squeeze out. What's even more unfortunate is that the cat stuck in a tree hole was discovered by a fussing human child. His parents even made a video of the cat and made it popular. The entire community knew about the embarrassing story of the cat stuck in the tree hole. After that, the three human brothers who were loyal to me quickly found their way under the tree. At the same time, they anxiously called the name of the meow stuck in the tree hole: The overbearing CEO's younger brother said, "Chaochao!" The gentle actor's younger brother, "Yuanyuan!" Nanny Dog's little brother, "Little Sugar Cake!" After a while, the firefighters who had been called before the three human brothers arrived arrived. I received three calls for help and found only one cat when I arrived. The handsome firefighter looked at Benmiao with an expression that looked like a scumbag cat. He asked the three people: "Whose cat is this?" The overbearing CEO's younger brother: "Of course it's mine!" The gentle actor's younger brother: "Yuanyuan is my cat." The Little Dog Learning God: "Mine, it's mine." The three human brothers argued for a while and looked at me at the same time. My claws stuck in the tree hole shrank. Cat, I am about to capsize... [Reading guide: 1. Cats are very scumbag, they have n boats under their feet, and they are especially good at eating. 2. Daily prose. The daily life of a scumbag cat who is a millionaire and a million cat fans. 3 The first owner chased the cat to the crematorium, where it was difficult to coax back 800 dried fish. ——On December 12, 2022, the fifth version was issued. Thanks to my friends for helping me edit the copy, thank you! Cover design: Me and my gay friends —————————————————————————— Recommended pre-collection article "Dogs Don't Want to Help You Read" Ji Qiu traveled through a sweet pet novel and became a little stray dog just adopted by the villain's family. Suddenly one day he exchanged souls with his future villain master. Later, they discovered the pattern. From 1 to 12 o'clock, Ji Qiu would enter Ji Weiran's body, and after 12 noon, they would switch over. Regarding this incident, the stupid puppy panicked for a while and was at a loss as to what to do. However, the owner of the puppy, Ji Weiran, adapted well. Ji Weiran: "Great, my puppy can help me with my morning reading and writing homework!" Ji Qiu: "!?" After being forced to sacrifice his sleep time every day to read early and learn English again, he made a broken voice: "No, the dog doesn't want to help you study." * Ji Weiran didn't know when his mind became distorted. Perhaps it was because he had shared the same body with the stupid puppy for so long that he really wanted to keep Ji Qiu by his side for the rest of his life. But as his body gradually grew, the puppy's body gradually weakened. Suddenly one day, his puppy disappeared, and their soul exchange came to an abrupt end. Ji Weiran didn't know what was happening, he was going crazy. * To my beloved puppy, come back, you are mine. I will always... Belong to you. Reading guide: 1. A sweet and cute pet story. There is a plot in the later stage where the dog turns into a human. Only the short part of the transformation into a human is a little bit cruel. The rest is all sweet, trust me. 2 Complaints about the salty fish optimist puppy Shou & the gloomy world-weary possessive and paranoid attack 3. The copy has been screenshotted for proof. Saving manuscript ———————————————————————————— Recommended pre-release article 2 "The Fake Princess Reading Night Talk in the East Palace" In the previous life, Gao Shuyan traveled to the interstellar restricted space and became a fair-skinned and beautiful fake princess disguised as a woman. Not only was he forced to stir up hatred according to the original plot, but his identity was revealed and executed by his sworn enemy. In the second life, the reborn Gao Shuyan regained his freedom and was no longer controlled by the plot. In order to survive, Gao Shuyan immediately bribed the prince's horse-riding officer and became his companion in the East Palace. After his overtures to the prince were rejected, he flexibly changed his plan and kept hooking up with Major General Zhou Wanji, who had the ability to fake his bloodline, in order to increase his favorability. However, if someone is not careful, this "friendship" changes and suddenly becomes the first love where they kiss each other. While Gao Shuyan was trying hard to keep the straight man awake and trying every possible means to use the young general to get out of the palace, the others who had been watching them silently began to become dissatisfied. Probably because they had stared at this weird, sickly, and "love-minded" "imperial sister" for too long, their feelings for him had already changed. The third prince got the young general drunk at the engagement party and broke into Gao Shuyan's room. The prince, recognized throughout the empire for his graceful beauty, dignified and kind-heartedness, finally trapped his "emperor sister" in a cage the night before he was to leave the palace and get married. The crazy prince tore open his skirt and discovered the identity he had concealed, but he smiled extremely tenderly: "Imperial brother, you are always so timid and afraid of getting into trouble. Since you know that your identity is wrong and seducing me is wrong, then why don't you just stick to it? " [The copy has been screenshotted and is being saved. Welcome to collect it~] Purpose: To pursue happiness, you must first love yourself