Loading the Dazai Template, I Ate My Lunch Like Crazy

Hello everyone, I am Osamu Dazai. My real name is unavailable for the time being. I am a hardcore player of The Expanse. Originally, I could have lived a leisurely life in the game, but our three-dimensional server was full and could no longer accommodate a freeloader like me. So the company boss ordered me to develop a server in the second dimension in anger. I was confused when I suddenly came to the second dimension, but I kept my mission in mind! Although 2D is unstable and has frequent bugs, I don't dislike it. In order to solve this problem, I will put on the shell of Dazai Osamu, the black mud of the world, and save the world! Set a small goal first. I want to swallow everyone's lunch. I won't allow any paper person to die in front of me! —— Occasions for five cats: Shuji's innocent face: I'm so cute, how could I be a villain~ Gojo Satoru took off the ink stain and revealed his bloody eyes: Look at my overloaded six eyes, say it again? —— Shuji: Mom! I'm no longer a human being~I'm going to save the world! Old Mother Tsushima: No! You are not allowed to step out of the room until you are well, Ah Zhi! Tsushima's old father: Okay, okay~ My son will support whatever he does! —— Shuji: As long as my script is written so that others can't understand it! Enough of the bento! He ran away fast enough! You can't catch me! +Ranpo: Script? Hehe. + Chuuya: Run away? No way! +Shier: Lunch box? You can have this, swallow it quickly! Swallow me and my wife and children! Modo Modo. +Tuo Zong: Sparasi! As expected of Aji, you can actually keep up with my script ~ You are my Apocalypse (crossed out) ~ ++Ranpo Zhongya's five cats: My Aji is still a baby! Good-hearted Russians, go away! —— Shuji: I arranged all the silly sweeties at home, and I could have run away, but on the way I accidentally provoked a white-haired, blue-eyed rooster cat, and then I was fascinated by a green-eyed fried-haired kitten. I was inexplicably tricked into the Edogawa family, and was controlled by the scheming mother cat and the stern father cat. I regret it~ Jiang Ma smiled brightly: Huh? Father Jiang rolled his eyes and said nothing. Ranpo shouted angrily: Aji is indeed an idiot! Gojo Satoru: Ji~ let me touch you quickly, my brain is going to be burned out~ I urgently need to cool down after being incompetent in the human world~ Five octopuses with happy faces hugged the kite-eyed cat, feeling the coolness on their heads and the refreshing vision. The kite-eyed cat looked hopeless. Chuuya Cat: Shuji! The filth is out of control! The kite-eyed cat grabbed it expressionlessly. Chuuya Cat: Yeah! Live! The long-haired cat wearing a felt hat touches the kite-eyed cat tentatively: Crime and Punishment! Penalty... Can't be punished? The kite-eyed cat turned back expressionlessly: Staring—— ———— OOC warning! Really ooc! Novice writer! Really noob! There is no research, I just made it all up, there is no outline! Magical change! All plots are fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental. Maybe not follow the original line! Maybe not follow the original line! The character's IQ is equal to the author's IQ. The author doesn't really have that much IQ orz Third person, Chapter 2 is changed to second person and can be used as a running diary to watch orz The story of a less pessimistic cub. —— I drew an ugly cover. Oh my god, I can't color. I can't draw hands, I can't draw people, I can't draw anything. Help. Intention: Break all shackles and you will eventually become the most shining star