Why Are All the Sects Ugly?

[Pre-receipt 1: The female character wearing a book does not believe in Long Aotian's love. Pre-receipt 2: After the system forcibly binds CP, the copy is at the bottom] 2021/11/07 Copywriting of this article Xie Zi has felt that she is different since she was a child. After all, she is the only person in the whole sect who can "recognize ugliness with a keen eye" The eldest brother is the most ugly in the whole sect Master is the second ugliest person in the whole sect Brothers are generally ugly Fortunately, the beauty of the senior sister has raised the average of the entire sect. But one day But the system said: She must admire the (ugliest) senior brother, must seduce the (second ugliest) master, and must harm the (pleasing) senior sister! Xie Zi was not ashamed to ask: Why? System answer: Because you are a vicious female supporting character This is so funny It's a pity that people are in the world and can't help themselves qwq - Xie Zi, who entered the plot, felt something was wrong: The senior sister who was framed held her hand and said, "I know that loyal words are harsh to the ears, and I understand junior sister's painstaking efforts." The master who had not yet started seducing took the initiative to release false news that the two were close: "Okay, your senior brother is finally angry!" Only her fellow senior fellow apprentices were more normal and laughed at her as always: "It's because of your wishful thinking that senior fellow apprentice will look down on you!" But when she was in danger The eldest brother grabbed the sharp sword that was attacking Xie Zi with his bare hands. Immortal Qingya smiled like a young man and said: "Kill Xie, but to kill Zizi, kill Xie first." Brothers and sisters:! Xie Zi: The original text is sincere and does not deceive me. I admire my senior brother. I am sincere. The system persuades: He is ugly Xie Zi stamped his feet: It doesn't matter, this is fun qwq - Xie Huaijin, known as the Orchid Pavilion's Yushu, topped the list of beauties in the world of cultivation Xie Zi, who knew nothing about it, was standing at the top of the list With a mysterious face on her face, she handed over a spiritual grass: "Senior brother, please remember, take it three times, and you will be completely transformed after eating it." Holding the beauty herb handed to him by the girl, Xie Huaijin's smile solidified: "This herb...?" Before he finished speaking, he was immediately interrupted by the other party: "Don't ask! Asking is a wonderful thing to increase your cultivation." Xie Huaijin: "..." He quietly slipped out a piece of tissue paper from his sleeve Then, the wind blew and the tissue paper covered Xie Zi's face She took it off and took a closer look: Peerless appearance Xie Huaijin/Kindness and elegance Xie Huaijin/Small smile Xie Huaijin/White Crane Immortal Lord Xie Huaijin In short, the winner of the top spot on the beauty list must be Xie Huaijin Xie Zi:? Bah, people are always blind, but she is awake ———————————————— The male protagonist is a senior brother The main thing is about falling in love, and being a prude about cultivating immortality. The title of the novel was chosen by a gay friend for me, thank you gay friend qwq [Pre-released article 1: The book-wearing female partner doesn't believe in Long Aotian's love] The copy is as follows: The white porridge is worn out by the book Transplanted She thought it was great, after all, she could live "seamlessly" just after death. How good It's a pity that happiness only loved her briefly The book she wears is a male video, and she is the first person the male protagonist brings into his harem. "..." She doesn't really want this first place. - In order to avoid becoming a member of the harem, Bai Chuzhou began to set goals 1. Raise the disabled dragon Aotian 2. Stay away from Long Aotian 3. Let Long Aotian correct his evil ways and return to righteousness Plan pass√ After the plan is finalized She strictly follows the plan every step of the way Plan 1: Raise the disabled dragon Aotian One day, Bai Chuzhou was about to destroy "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "Four Books and Five Classics" in Xiaolong Aotian's house... It is bound to make Long Aotian a generation of illiterate She excitedly lit a fire. The fire burned for less than a second before disappearing on its own. All books are intact White porridge: That's outrageous Plan 1× Plan 2: Stay away from Long Aotian One day, Bai Chuzhou deliberately ignored Long Aotian and treated Long Aotian coldly. She closed the door, her mood just lifted Long Aotian outside the door cried loudly A heavy downpour fell instantly on Bai Porridge's head White porridge: It's so outrageous that it's so outrageous that I'm speechless. Plan 2× Plan 3: Let Long Aotian correct his evil ways. Baichuju decided to use the "Ebbinghaus forgetting curve" He muttered in front of Long Aotian every day, "Be sure to stay away from women, and it is forbidden for heroes to save beauties." After repeating this for several months, Long Aotian memorized it like a stream. One day, the carriage passed by a down-and-out woman Bai Chuzhou and Long Aotian decided to ignore However, the carriage did not ignore it. It suddenly went crazy, shook violently, and threw Long Aotian out. He happened to fall in front of a destitute woman. Bai Porridge: I understand, I lie down Wherever Long Aotian goes, I go, Long Aotian cultivates immortality, I cultivate immortality, Long Aotian saves beauty, I close my eyes Long Aotian likes me, eh, likes me? Can't! - Congee was flipping through his book, and Xiaolong Aotian was extremely nervous. For nothing else Just a few days ago, I got a secret book by accident There are a few big words written on the secret book—— If you want to practice Qigong, you must first observe morality "Men's Virtue Cultivation Manual", a man's magic weapon, the secret to chasing a wife, you deserve it Long Aotian blushed with embarrassment, and he made up his mind: learn the secret book and chase the porridge! [Pre-received article 2 after the system forcibly binds CP] The copy is as follows: Shen Wei transformed into a soft girl fairy Curious about the new world, she decided to check out various tourist attractions in the world of immortality. She traveled around and accidentally saved an autistic teenager When I first met an autistic boy The young man was sitting paralyzed on the ground wearing a draped hat, being blocked in the corner by a fierce and sinister man who threatened him. Shen Weilu roared when he saw injustice The bad guy was so scared that he peed on his butt, but he looked at her a little weird before he left. Like... Looking at a kind person falling from the sky? Shen Wei:? ? ? She raised a smile and extended a helping hand to the autistic boy like a savior: "It's okay, don't be afraid." The autistic boy raised his head, his hat half down, revealing two pointed ears: "You scared away my food." "But it doesn't matter, I've found a better one." Shen Wei:? ? ? Knock, the biggest culprit is myself - After becoming Huaiyan's food She was kidnapped by the young man and brought back to the Demon Realm The young devil was very particular and would only eat her after burning incense and bathing. Just when he opened his mouth wide, trying to swallow Shen Wei in one gulp The system appears System: [CP compatibility is as high as 200%, it's you, let's fall in love, boys and girls! ! Shen Wei: Let me knock on you, please have some common sense. Who would want to fall in love with food? ? - Huaiyan stared at Shen Wei with a pair of calm eyes: "I'm so hungry." Shen Wei spoke righteously: "Be patient, as a big devil, you must have restraint." The young man half-closed his eyelashes in disappointment: "It's so difficult." Then he half-opened one eye, taking advantage of Shen Wei's distraction, and quickly approached her—— Chirp! Touching his red lips, the young man smiled and said, "I feel full." Shen Wei:? System: [I got it] Intention: Things are impermanent, stay true to yourself