Him: Be my girlfriend.
Me: Why?
Him: Because everyone in the school knows that you have a crush.
Me: Na~~Ni? ? ? You're not kidding me, are you?
Him: It just so happens that I need a girlfriend
Me: So?
Him: So the principle is proximity.
Me: Embarrassing! ! !
Him: Do you have anything else to say?
Me: I refuse! I firmly refuse!
Him: Why?
Me: I am also a famous beauty in our department! Very shameless! Him: Then?
Me: If you don't chase me, I firmly disagree.
Him:--
Me: ╭(╯^╰)╮
A farce between campus and online games begins.