On One Hundred Ways to Act Like a Spermatozoon [Chuoshu]

[Pre-collection] "The males are reborn after scumming the female monarch" Please collect it QAQ Tang Ai, a young man with Tang syndrome who is determined to pursue his dream of acting in the entertainment industry, has been practicing his acting skills for many years. He feels that he is good at acting and has good looks, so he is a star. However, he has encountered obstacles everywhere and has not been able to land a single role. As soon as he entered the book, Tang Ma got an opportunity to play the cannon fodder male insect in the Zerg. System: "This cannon fodder is arrogant, willful, idle, and unruly. He is a male insect who spends the entire book seeking death. Do you think you can do it?" Tang Ma: "I am very grateful to the director for giving me this opportunity. Please rest assured that I am a professional actor with professional training. I am very good at committing suicide." Don't worry, leave it to me and I'll screw it up (no). The first rule of suicide: making trouble unreasonably Tang Ma pointed at the moon outside the window with a small leather whip and said fiercely: "Dear female monarch, in three minutes I will see this beautiful moon as my collection, otherwise I will..." "Just what?" Tang Ai turned off the fire: "Just, I'll knock you out with a kiss..." "Be good." The handsome female insect with red hair and red eyes patted his head with satisfaction: "The moon on this planet is not bright enough. I will go and pick off the moon on the Emperor Star for you later." Tang Ma:? Yan Zheng plays well (by mistake) the young master attacks × the star thief leader is sick This is the story of a male insect who wants to act well but accidentally falls in love with the wrong partner and a female insect who silently watches your acting and becomes jealous. Contains a small amount of sub-CP Crying Amnesia Attack × Silent and Cold Admiral Suffer Highlight The Zerg background has fewer males and more females, and there are many private settings, which makes no sense. Shuangjie 1v1, weak and strong, containing fake stand-in jokes, a large-scale horse-drop scene Come and go as you like, refuse personal attacks, otherwise I will hit you with my little fist. [Update] The list will be updated when there is a list, and it will be updated if there is no list. If something happens, I will ask for leave in advance, and I will dig a hole but never abandon it. ------------- Pre-collection: "The males are reborn after destroying the female monarch" Please add it to your collection There are tens of millions of scum in the world, half of which are the males of the Zerg race. These males, who are at the top of the Zerg tribe, occupy the best resources and have the supreme status. However, they all have bad conduct and are very arrogant. Some of them are ambitious and full of calculations; some are heartless, arrogant and unrestrained; some are cowardly and ungrateful;… These Zerg males, who are completely bad and scumbag, are loved by the female Zerg bosses one after another who have the luck of the world in their own bodies. So at the strong request of the Lord God, the scum transformation system of the golden employees of the Quick Travel Administration reluctantly went to various Zerg worlds to transform these scum. ① The plane of the insect race with many females, young males and males: the male insect who abandons her husband and son attacks × the former sweetheart and then turns black and crazy. The human native Lu Qing traveled through time and transformed into a Zerg male. Unfortunately, he lived in an era where there were many females and males, females were a treasure, and males were everywhere. Lu Qing, who dreamed of living alone and waiting to die, was heartbroken. Fortunately, he met a super-rich aristocratic female. The female was beautiful and had a sweet personality, but her eyesight was not very good and she fell in love with him. After marriage, the female monarch took good care of him and lived a happy life. However, once a royal coup occurred, the female monarch's family was implicated. The day before he was imprisoned, his former suitor offered him an olive branch. The heartbroken Lu Qing hesitated for a moment and ran away decisively. What he didn't expect was that the female monarch was pregnant at the time; what he didn't expect was that five years later, his soft and sweet female monarch would overthrow the royal family in one fell swoop and turn into a tyrant who kills insects without blinking an eye. He was wanted throughout the star field. Of course Lu Qing did not dare to go back and ran away overnight carrying the starship. However, perhaps God could not stand his scumbag behavior of abandoning his wife and children. The starship crashed on the way, and a generation of scumbags died. However, as soon as his eyes opened and closed, Lu Qing woke up and was reborn. Back when I first got married to Female Jun, I had a self-proclaimed Zhazha Transformation System in my mind. "You dare to be a scumbag, I'll electrocute you to death." Lu Qing: ... Don't dare to be a scumbag, don't dare to be a scumbag. Small theater: On the eve of the royal coup, Bai Zhuo was very sad: "Master Xiong, please leave here first, and I will pick you up when things calm down, okay?" Lu Qing cried with joy and took the little bundle: "Dear, you are so..." So considerate. A flash of light erupted from the system: "Do you want to run away?" Lu Qing threw away the small baggage with tears in her eyes: "You really don't understand me. I am the kind of person who flies alone when disaster strikes... No, are you a bug?!" ②Primitive tribe Zerg plane: Cuscuta flower upper male insect attacks × tribe leader female insect suffers ③Typical interstellar Zerg plane: usurper and careerist male Zerg attack × humanoid weapon army female receive ④Typical interstellar Zerg plane: The green tea Neptune male insect who is older all day long and the younger brother is shorter is attacked by the possessive female bird of prey, the Emperor. The remaining planes are to be determined... Mission: Professionalism is the foundation of one's life