After the Chief Guide Turns into a Cat

Pre-collection of the same theme "Will the spiritual body be the guide of the phoenix and gain eternal life?" Advance collection of the next book "The Mermaid Passed Through the Book of Prophecy and Was Captivated", please bookmark this column! Question: How can a cat that was picked up on the roadside survive under the hands of a scavenger? Answer: Touch, hold, and kiss, no noise, no fuss, no breaking up the house. Mu Zhiyang felt guilty and reflected, except for being touched and held, he could not do anything. Not only that, he also knocked over the bookshelf, bit off the charging cable by mistake, and knocked on the glass door in the middle of the night... Despite this, Mu Zhiyang was defeated by the gentle offensive of humans, and tried his best to be well-behaved. To cheer up humans when they are down, Covering man's ears when he is annoyed by noise, When humans have insomnia, stay with them and coax them to sleep... But the key is that Mu Zhiyang discovered a big problem. He seems to be a human being... Mu Zhiyang, the chief guide of the South Tower, who had been seriously injured and had been in coma for three months, opened his eyes from the hospital bed. When I think back on my journey of becoming a cat over the past two months, there are only five words that come to my mind: If you're tired of it, destroy it. ——— Losing consciousness and assimilating your mental body into a silly cat is a big or small thing. But when he found that his ability to empathize with the spiritual body became stronger after assimilation, it became subtle. Although it has become more useful when going on missions, it has also become more inconvenient. The main manifestation is that when he went on a mission with a certain sentry who picked him up home, someone would always secretly pet his cat. Either scratching his chin or touching his head made him feel like he was being groomed. And when you touch your tail... Mu Zhiyang slammed the task document on the table and withdrew his mental body: "No petting cats during working hours!" The named sentry Xuan Qiye looked at his empty hands and then at Mu Zhiyang's red ears. It seems that you have discovered Chief Mu's little secret? TIPS: 1. Physical Sentinels attack x Spiritual Guides and Suffer, 1v1 powerful combination. 2. Shou Jacksu, the main character has a full halo. He raises a cat in the front and follows the plot later. The cat-form Shou does not know that he is a human (emphasis added), but it is true that a human and a cat are one. The text will make it clear that the emotional line is after turning back into a human. 3. I am a liar, I cut my own legs, and my personal settings are [very] serious. The settings will be laid out in the text, and it doesn't matter if I don't understand the subject matter. 4. The background is completely imaginary, and the technology tree is in the stage of reconstruction after the destruction of the world and then developing towards future technology. The following is the advance receipt copy: ——"Will a guide whose spiritual body is a phoenix gain eternal life?" According to urban legend, at night, dimensional rifts open and monsters run rampant. A giant bird covered in flames soared above the city, lighting up the night sky and frightening the monsters. Qu Jingzhou sat on the top of the tower and snapped his fingers in the direction of the flying bird. The fire exploded into a firework in the sky. ——The next second, he was handcuffed on the charge of "disturbing the peace". * According to urban legend, there are firebirds singing every night, flying in the night and disappearing at dawn, which is said to be the appearance of gods on the Internet. The Abnormal Event Management Bureau sent people to investigate the truth of the rumors. So on the top of the city's sky tower, Li San caught a guide who allowed his spirit body to run around. This guide was clueless when asked in the interrogation room. The background check could not reveal any trace of his existence. He was a veritable gangster. After Li San investigated and confirmed that Qu Jingzhou had no subjective intention to cause trouble, he had no choice but to let him go. As a result, this man refused to leave and relied on him: "Officer, you see I don't have anywhere to go, how about I be your partner?" * According to the legend of the Bureau of Abnormal Events, a great beauty came to the bureau recently, thanks to their usually unsociable captain Li San. Relying on her demonic "appearance" to confuse the public, the captain made the captain circle around the beauties every day. An unknown insider said that the above legends are true. When he passed by the captain's office this morning, I heard Captain Li say to the beautiful lady: "Qu Jingzhou! Come here and put on your coat!" TIPS: 1. The beautiful fishing guide was attacked by x-staffed veteran cadre sentry 2. I am a fanatic and have a lot of secrets. Those who don't understand this topic can just listen to my text. 3. The background of urban superpowers is completely imaginary, and it basically relies on me to make nonsense of the series. ——"The mermaid was imprisoned after passing through the book of prophecy" The earth has been polluted by an unknown plague, biological mutations and monsters are rampant; ancient gods have fallen, and natural disasters continue. A huge tsunami will swallow up the earth, and the cracked valley will be filled with life-devouring demons. The mermaid Rean was sitting on a rock by the sea, matching the scene in front of him with what was said in the prophecy book. It turns out that the prophecies are all true. So what should he do? Rean turned around and was about to go ashore first when he was taken away by a huge net bag falling from the sky. * Facing a group of humans surrounding him, Rean did not dare to move. In his eyes, human beings are small, fragile, and prone to death. But in the eyes of humans, mermaids are gorgeous, delicate, prone to depression, and expensive. Rean and the humans looked at me, and I looked at you, with big eyes and small eyes, and no one dared to move. Until one person suggested: "How about... Give it to the boss." So Li Enxi brought a three-meter-high luxury version of the aquarium, and a bunch of fragile humans gathered around him every day to entertain him with performances. Rean tilted his head and pointed at one of them: "You, do that just now, do it again." * When Song Xinnian came back from a mission, there was a huge aquarium at home, and a mermaid that was recognized as a vase. And his teammates, in order to prevent the mermaid from dying of depression, were "dancing like gods" in front of the aquarium. . He drove out these idle teammates with a sullen face, and then saw the mermaid lying on the aquarium with his chin in his hands, looking at him. "Are you also here to offer sacrifices to me?" * Rean discovered that the humans in this world were not as fragile as he remembered, and they also liked to take the initiative to offer sacrifices to him, so that his strength could be restored quickly. But the only problem was that these humans seemed to be overly protective of him. They even had to prepare exquisite raw fish sashimi for him. The food was only a small amount, so he was so hungry that he ran out to eat the spoils in the middle of the night. One time, while he was biting the monster's bones, with bloody thorns all over his face, the door of the warehouse opened. Song Xinian stood outside and asked him at a loss: "Are you... How is your intestines and stomach?" Rean: What's the problem? TIPS: 1. The alien mermaid/ancient god is attacked by the xS-level alienated tall rich handsome/affiliate, 1v1, still strong in terms of strength 2. A beautiful woman with different common sense, a tens of thousands-year-old antique, an incomparably thick gold finger, and a deceitful character. 3. A hodgepodge of pseudo-Western fantasy and imaginary evolutionary apocalypse. It contains myths and legends that I made up randomly. Do not do any research and just listen to my nonsense. There are other pre-receipts for the column, I love you, tweet~ Intention: shoulder your own responsibilities and be a person who loves life