Sakata's Acting Rules

[Advance collection of "Detective Aniya", please collect it~ Please also collect the column~] "Dear Mr. Sakata, due to the absence of teacher Gojo, the backbone of our school, we are short of manpower. I would be very grateful if you could help teach for a period of time." One day, the owner of Wanshiwu received a strange commission, which started his part-time career. The white-haired teacher holds a strawberry parfait and sits in a pachinko shop playing small steel balls. On weekends, he occasionally wears a doll costume to relieve the class. His spells to deal with evil spirits gradually change from spells to all kinds of weird skills. Faced with students' doubts about the color of his pupils—— Ah Yin: "I just have pink eye." Faced with the enemy's doubts about the power of the spell—— Ah Yin: "There is no way to obtain more powerful skills if you have been limited to mantra power, Turtle Style Qigong!" Facing colleagues' doubts about height—— Ah Yin: "Men's height also shrinks with age." Damn it! Why is this person so tall? His insoles are even padded by five centimeters! Relying on his exquisite grasp of the role, Ah Yin successfully blended into the local group. As a teacher, he took the lead in skipping classes and indulged in desserts and small steel ball shops. Every time, he was dragged out of the pub half-dead by the students. Until a month later, a real teacher carrying specialties walked in and said, "This business trip has been a long one. Have you missed me?" Ah Yin, squeezing Xijiufu's hand, trembled slightly. *Note before reading: 1. Ooc reminder 2. Playing with memes, if you feel uncomfortable, please exit in time~ -Tweet: ·Spell upgrade system by Wandao In one sentence: I rely on drawing cards to reach the top of my life ·Demon Slayer Upgrade System [Demon Slayer] by Wandao One sentence summary: I reached the pinnacle of life by growing up. ·After it was exposed that men dressed up to play volleyball [Volleyball] by Wandai In a word: She is considered gay ·Dingchun is not a shikigami [Comprehensive Curse Return] by Wan Dao In one sentence: The Night Rabbit Girl's Career as a Spellcaster ·Cover from cp late rice [Tweet and pre-collect: After sorting garbage, I became a literary giant] In order to sort the garbage at home, Bai Mu ordered a trash can specially used for sorting from the Internet. On the first day, she picked up a pair of sunglasses from the non-recyclable trash can. The next day, she picked up a pretty boy eating and drinking from the non-recyclable trash can. Since then, different types of madao have automatically overflowed from the trash can every once in a while. Sometimes he is a lazy and bad man who spends all her pocket money on a well-known sports lottery, loses everything and walks away; Sometimes it's the strawberry-flavored fish-eye natural curls, likes to pick at feet and talks nonsense, and loses all 300 million Happy Beans after playing Landlord for three days; Sometimes it was the famous detective who reasoned with his eyes closed and the oil bottle who stayed at his house. All the wine in the house was drunk, and the culprit was fast asleep with his hands on his neck. The pseudo-primary school student next to him pretended to be surprised: "Ah, why is uncle asleep?" ——Don't you have any idea whether your uncle is asleep or not? After being influenced by MADAO, Shiraki, who owns dozens of properties and is unable to collect rent, decided to work hard and become the most popular novelist of the year with his debut novel. "Before I met him, I didn't know I was such a good-tempered person." "Every day he slumps on the sofa like a cat, not even bothering to open his mouth when the food comes to his mouth. Sometimes I don't understand what he is thinking, and I even worry that he will die because he doesn't eat." "Until I found out that my beloved cheesecake/strawberry milk/high-end red wine were all made by this bastard——" "I just realized that you really can't stand some people." ——Excerpted from "MADAO Observation Diary" Purpose: Love life