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Hello everyone, my name is Shao Renqiu, and I have a childhood sweetheart, Li Tu.
When I found out about it, I thought our lifestyle was strange and even a little crazy.
So in order to let the majority of netizens know more about my bamboo horse's intelligence... Oh, it's not the cuteness
I will use examples and comparative arguments to demonstrate
Example 1:
Someone else's sweetheart: xx son/xx sister/xx sister/xx/little xx I miss you, let's go shopping/go shopping/study/do homework/play video games/light encounter racing pictures
My family's silly comment: Ren Qiu, I have been worried about being a father recently. As long as...
Lovely Me: Oh, I understand, the deadline is approaching, don't worry, I will choose a good grave for you, so just go with peace of mind.
My family's idiot:. . . No, thank you. Actually, I just want to borrow a dollar to buy a bag of spicy strips.
Example two:
Jealousy of other people's sweethearts: xx son/xx sister/xx sister/xx/little xx, you can stop talking to him, okay. Brother will always be with you, so... Can you just look at me?
The retarded fool pointed at my lovely wives (including but not limited to Osamu Dazai, Peter (yes, the perverted gray badminton), Daniel Page, Xia Youjie, Palos, the postman (fifth)...) And said: If I am not dead, you will be my concubines after all!
The hand holding the teacup trembled slightly: Are you sick?
To sum up, I have a reasonable suspicion that my bamboo horse seems to have some kind of serious illness (topic)
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Life is full of surprises (not)
Family, I'm wearing it, and I've traveled to ancient times. Next to me is my silly bamboo horse.
Wearing a T-shirt, I and Zhuma, who was eating spicy strips, successfully became the brightest guys on the street.
[Laughing to death, the scene of death in ancient society]
Fortunately, the ancient times we live in are very open-minded, and there are no language barriers or anything like that.
But unfortunately, what we are wearing is a mentally retarded novel "The Good-for-nothing Counterattack: The Prince's Divine Medical Concubine"
[Don't ask me why I know the title of the novel so well, it's all about lost youth →_→]
The male protagonist whose brain is sometimes not normal x the cute female protagonist who has a wife of 3,000
PS
1 he (that is necessary)
2 Daily college life in the early stage, time travel in the middle and later stages (you may wear many ancient books, but you may only wear one)
3 silly love stories (wrong)
4 It's pure love. High school students and the like engage in pure lust (pointing at best friend)
5. The heroine's prototype is the author and her best friend_(:з∠)_Will she whip me?
Probably, maybe, maybe
Purpose: To love life