When I Was Transformed into the Harmonious Cannon Fodder, I Was Pure and Stoic [Quickly Wear]
穿成和谐文炮灰的我清心寡欲[快穿]
by Bitter Gate (苦门)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 291k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 4y ago
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- JJWXC
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New articles are received in advance. If you like it, you can get direct access to the "Author's Column"! "Hello, please don't raise a big dog [Puishu]" Copywriting: Tao Shu lived for eighteen years before he realized that his world was a novel about youth pain. In the novel, the mad dog-type male protagonist "Since the world is unfair to me, then I will bite the world" lives next door to his house, and Tao Shu feels that the boy is a beagle turned into a spirit. The reasons are as follows: * Noisy and tearing down the house: When Tao Shu first came back to live there, the house next door would make a lot of noise every night. Roaring, cursing, throwing things, beating the wall panels, all kinds of sounds came here through the thin wall panels, it was difficult not to wonder if the house next door was being demolished. * Strong body: Tao Shu followed his mother's order to pick up Josh, a sophomore in high school, to go to his house for dinner. When he staggered around the corner of the stairs, he saw the 1.8-Meter-tall Josh punching him half way up the stairs. He noticed Tao Shu watching, and he waved his fist provocatively when he met him for the first time. "What are you looking at? Not convinced?" * Neuroticism: It was still his mother's order. In the middle of the night in the middle of winter, Tao Shu rode a small electric donkey and searched carefully in the bar street. When passing by the alley, he saw Qiao Xu being surrounded by people, and he immediately punched each one. Tao Shu quickly stepped forward to talk to Ni Ni, but the people behind him pulled him hard and kept blaring. Not to mention the people on the other side, Tao Shu got angry after hearing this. "It's none of your business, get out of here!" A small cross popped out of his forehead, and he threw it over his shoulder. Tao Shu knelt down and looked at the grinning man, and asked with a smile: "Are you convinced?" Ten minutes later, the man who had just gotten up was thrown to the ground again. This time he couldn't even move a finger (he was tired), but his eyes were bright, his mouth was still moving, and his tone was even more excited. "Go on! Come on!" Tao Shu couldn't help but roll his eyes, grabbed the person by the collar and pushed him into the back seat of the small electric donkey. He smiled apologetically at the frightened future heroine who was holding a mobile phone beside him, and suddenly led the person to ride home. * Food protection: It happened that Tao Shu and the future heroine were arranged by the teacher to host the Mid-Autumn Festival performance. The two would dialogue in the pavilion under the school hill after school every day. Until one day, the heroine suffered a hypoglycemia attack and was so dizzy that she couldn't stand. As soon as Tao Shu helped her up, a figure jumped out of the tree next to her, and his eyes fell heavily on them. "It's the right word, how could you do anything about it!" Tao Shu had no choice but to take a step away, thinking that this kid was quite possessive, and he didn't notice that the person in the distance was getting darker and darker. * Perseverance: Every time the man next door came back the next day, Josh would come to Tao's house to stay overnight, and he would always be a little quieter. Maybe it was because the louder roars and curses the night before consumed his energy, or maybe it was because of the bruises at the corners of his eyes and mouth that couldn't be covered by band-aids. It wasn't until Tao Shu was awakened by the suppressed sleep talk of the person next to him and touched the traces of moisture on the pillow that he realized that Qiao Xu was far more stoic than he showed or imagined. * Looking at the beauty who came over to strike up a conversation, and then was stared at by the people in the booth, the beautiful woman ran away. My friend put his arm on Tao Shu's shoulder and joked: "Your peach tree only has leaves, but why don't you see any peach blossoms?" "There's nothing I can do about it. The big dogs raised at home are very naive and will be unhappy if they smell it." Feeling the eyes in the booth falling on her at some point, her friend retracted his hand and quietly gave Tao Shu a thumbs up. "Big ninja!" Josh: Bao likes it, Bao pursues it, Bao gets it. The big-eared, screaming donkey and beagle attack* the Buddhist type endures Serious: In the early stage, she looks very brave but is pitiful at heart. In the later stage, she is sometimes a bit paranoid and irritating. She is beautiful and sometimes irritable and can be suppressed by force. Original title of this article: Please wear some clothes [Quickly wear] ————————————————————————— Yan Sui was forcibly bound to a harmony system and had to read books on harmony to correct bad habits. Both men and women must dress neatly from the neck down! System: "What is our slogan!" Yan Sui: "... Weld the clothes to them." * [Urban Elite Article]: Gentle CEO * Cold Secretary Yan Sui opened his eyes and met a wet beauty kneeling on the ground. On his badge were two big words: Secretary. The secretary, who was greeting me with greetings and dressed in the CEO's underwear, had red ears: He must be so nice to me, he must want to have sex with me. However, in front of his eyes, Yan Sui took off his coat and handed it to his coolly dressed assistant, with a gentle voice: "It's cold, don't catch a cold." The secretary who completed the self-defeat instantly became black-faced. - [Youth Pain Article]: Sunshine Transfer Student*Cool School Bully During a fight with someone in an empty classroom, the school bully raised his hand to take off his tattered clothes. "Bang!" The door was pushed open, and amid the sound of the system's harmonious warning, Yansui squeezed through the crowd and went in. He took off his coat and covered himself with others. He was not allowed to take off his clothes when he was fighting, but when he went to pick up girls, Yansui tightened his belt. School Bully: He must like me if he clings to me so much. Just when the school bully felt that it was not impossible to condescend to him. Yan Sui said to the beautiful school beauty: "Are your clothes wet? You can wear mine." School bully:! ! ? - [Suspense and Suspense]: Gentle Doctor * Innocent Ghost He was just an orphan on the street who competed with wild dogs for food, and unexpectedly received the first warmth in his life. He wanted to see that person again, but it was on the operating table. Amidst the sound of Laping's heartbeat monitor, Yan Sui carefully arranged the clothes for the person on the hospital bed, then took off his gloves to send him off for the last journey in person. There was a loud splash of water in the bathroom, and the black shadow against the glass froze, but he still couldn't help but take a peek. A ghost who has no face to blush: My wife has such a good figure. - [Fairy Demon Cultivation Text]: Senior Brother Xiaosha*Junior Arrogant Junior Brother The younger junior brother is cold-hearted and cold-faced, and just wants to cultivate the path of ruthlessness. Yan Sui went to the secret realm to deliver cassocks. After a failed competition, Yan Sui helped mend the clothes. He was knocked off the cliff with a sword. Yan Sui rushed over and hugged his half-clothed junior brother into his arms. Junior brother: He protects me like this because he must want to be my Taoist companion. The senior sister is wearing the same style of feather coat, and in the fantasy world, the female cultivator next door is wearing a banquet coat and her face is red with embarrassment. The junior brother sneered in a low voice: It turns out that I am not the most special one. * Later, the system that was screaming crazily in my mind was forced offline. Yan Sui tightened his collar and huddled in the corner. Facing the approaching people, he had no choice but to retreat. He wanted to cry but had no tears. His voice trembled slightly: "I'm here to get dressed, not to take off my clothes!" 1V1, sweet and superficial~ Intention: Have the courage to fight against bad habits to the end!










