That Shadow Guard Was Taken Away by Me

★Cover thanks to bs's wife for gifting it, post ID: 1670845 ★The next chapter opens with "I'm Hungry Again, She's So Beautiful, I Can't Eat It for Me", and the ending chapter with "Let Me Go, I'm Not Pregnant" can be slaughtered ★Reading warning: Give birth to a child, the background is that men and women can be married, there are many private settings, the author's logic is rubbish, I refuse to give guidance, and I hope not to go into it further. ★The copy of this article is as follows: Shu Ci was raised as a shadow guard since he was a child. His first mission was to go to a certain sick beauty, saying that he was to monitor him. The master said he didn't need to do anything, as long as he met all the sick beauty's requirements. As long as the sick beauty speaks. Mao Ci agreed, and he was put under house arrest by the beautiful lady due to his illness. The sick beauty is good at everything, but she has a loose mouth and is always teasing him. The sick beauty said: "Today I want to eat something that is not sour, sweet, salty, bland, oily, tender and not old." Mao Ci behaved obediently and put the vegetable basket on his head with his backhand. "I can't cook." The sick beauty played chess with him. She got ten pieces but regretted eight pieces. Seeing that Shu Ci's face turned dark, he just made an excuse and pushed the chessboard: "Sorry, my hands are slippery." Mao Ci understood that he was a patient after all. However, the patient should stay in bed. So, the sick beauty who was forced to lie down for eight days realized her mistake. He obediently found Shu Ci and planned to confess and be lenient. In the evening, the sick beauty who came back from talking to her master was covered in hot flashes. She grabbed Mian Ci and asked if she wanted to go with him. Mao Ci was puzzled, so he stuffed someone into his bed and asked him to take the antidote himself. But in the end, I couldn't bear it and turned back. But I never thought that the sick beauty was very powerful. He... Is all pretending. After a spring breeze, the sick beauty disappeared. Shu Ci was at a loss for three months, and suddenly found out that she was pregnant. Mushi Ci:? At this moment, his master, whom he had not contacted for a long time, assigned him another task: to assassinate the emperor. Mao resigned. He thought: After finishing this job, he would resign and go home. I never thought that a sheep would join a pack of wolves. The beauty sitting on the dragon chair smiled and held him in her arms. "Thank you for sending yourself to your door." —— —— "I'm Hungry Again, She's Too Beautiful to Eat" Copywriting: Some people say that I hate Xu Wu very much. Xu Wu said, there are too many people who hate me, you can't jump in line. Some people say that Xu Wu is very mean. Xu Wu said that a kind word warms the winter, but a bad word hurts people and is fun. Xu Wu sneered at other people's dislikes, but Xu Wu's likes were earth-shattering. While maintaining a mean persona, Xu Wu handed out number tags to all the people he was interested in. He had done his best to have fun, but the number tags were "accidentally" given to the Crown Prince of Wancheng: "There are many people I like, and you happen to be the 99th one. Congratulations, you are on the top 100 list." Prince Rong Wu: "..." —— Rong Wu had always looked down upon salted fish. What's more, Xu Wu's monthly salary is only 3,000, but he still lies flat every day! Rong Wu: Is this your salary? I thought it was a refund for something you purchased online. Xu Wu sneered: You have no idea about my salary. Do you know what a monthly salary of three thousand means? It means that if you grab a penny in the group every day, you need to grab 800 years. Rong Wu:...... Rong Wu was convinced, Rongwu transfer: [Alipay deposit: 10,000 yuan] In exchange of courtesy, Xu Wu handed over a card: Keep it, the password is six zeros, and so is the balance. Rong Wu:...... [Highlight] All memes come from the Internet The exclusive platform for publishing the work is Jinjiang Literature City. Any platform other than this that advertises Qi Yi's related works has nothing to do with me. Please support the genuine version~ ★This article will be uploaded to V on Friday, March 4th, and three updates will be provided after entering V. Thank you all for your continued support and please continue to support us in the future. Intention: Fight against fate and never stop