[Nakaya]: I like someone and I plan to confess to him.
: Let's go.
[Chongya]: Aren't you curious who it is?
: It's none of my business, you can like whoever you like.
: Is that the person next door to your house? Forget it, I don't want to know either.
: I'm not that gossipy, and it has nothing to do with me.
: But if it was the one who brought you water last time, I advise you to forget it. That person is not good enough. He has many tricks up his sleeve and is known as the King of the Sea.
: It's best not to leave that person who the cafeteria asked you to email last time. Her set of cosmetics can bankrupt someone.
: Forget it, you have money anyway, you are free to like whoever you want, and I can't control it.
: Where are the people? Have you confessed your love? Success or failure? Failed? It's okay. I'll comfort you. In fact, you're fine alone. In other words, has it finally happened?
Ten minutes later.
: When you have a girlfriend, do you forget about your brothers? Damn it, Baicai, who has been staring at me for more than ten years, is just going to fuck you like this. If I had known, I should have fucked you last time when you were drunk! [Angry. GIF]
: Delete your friends and leave me alone.
[Chuuya]: Just now, that bastard Dazai took my phone and sent random messages.
[Zhongya]:?
NakayaDelete friends?
:……
: [Awkward yet polite smile. GIF] Delete, thank you.
Just when he was about to post the next sentence, he got a reminder that it had been deleted. What's even more sad is that the next day he found out that yesterday's chat conversation was broadcast live on the entire Internet by Dazai Osamu...
Is it possible to escape Yokohama on the high-speed rail now?
Osamu Dazai comforted him thoughtfully: You can delete quickly even if you lose, otherwise with your hand speed of ten sentences per second, you would be waiting to escape from the earth on a plane~
Grass! Who the hell is this to blame!
Purpose: When life is difficult, fall in love and relax