I heard that the instructors in the military training were all seniors and seniors in their sophomore and junior years. Cai Caizi felt that the military training in the university was a good one.
As a result, on the first day of military training, he was punished by the department captain with 20 push-ups.
It ends after counting to 20. So, the department captain counted slowly: "18...19...19.1...19.2..."
Hey, the team leader just doesn't count to 20, he just feels happy and has fun.
There is no worst luck, only more misfortune.
Cai Caizi was running behind the team, but accidentally dropped the dog and shook the sanitary napkin out of his shoe.
The department captain ran over and asked without thinking, "What's going on?"
The 1.8-Meter tall man replied shyly: "Report, my sanitary napkin fell off..."
"..."
Hey, hey, hey, hey~ The team leader wants to choose the team. Cai Caizi is seduced by his beauty. He instantly forgets the grudge of 20 push-ups and decides to join the team and lick his face every day.
A row of people walked over one by one, waiting for the department captain to pick someone.
Instructor: Let me stay with the sports committee, she has something to do.
The department captain waved his hand in disgust: Take it, take it, I don't want any of them.
Cai Caizi: Huh, this is what you said!
[He campus article]
The author farts:
1. Hello! Good morning, good afternoon and good night, little ministers! It is updated around 8 o'clock every night. I try my best to be an emotional coding machine and try not to ask for leave.
2. I heard that some readers left when they saw the unfamiliar word in the protagonist's name. I wrote down the pinyin, so don't leave Niu~ (Maybe it's not an uncommon word for you QAQ, I didn't know this word existed in the world until I looked in the dictionary.)
3. The cover is actually a little easter egg~~~
Intention: Two-way rush, confession of love