The First Love Story Is No Longer a Human Being [Puishu]

The first "Jingming Ka" in history is released on Love! ## #No one can choose# The anti-fans prepared hot searches in advance and vowed to tear Hua Qi to pieces. Unexpectedly, the overwhelming hot searches turned out to be: #: Excellent people always compete with themselves, I will change it# # Single Arrow Seven# Haters: ... I tear myself apart. * Dressed as a ghost and traveling through the center of the earth, suffering from online violence, a father who doesn't care about his mother, a betrayal and humiliation from a licking male god, a cannon fodder that is pathologically lacking in love and desire, Hua Qi said that this is too difficult for people, and he is tired of killing zombies and is looking forward to it. During the gift-giving session, he cried like a mourner because he didn't have enough money. After being coaxed, he rushed into the mountains to catch a nest of live snakes, "It's a token of love, and whoever sees it will be rewarded~!" Sweet romance turned into a horror movie. During the working session, his mother-in-law coaxed him: "Fall yourself into pig manure. If the ratings go up, countless viewers will feel sorry for you and like you." "Okay!" Hua Qi pressed the dog's legs into the pig manure with tears in her eyes. Dog-legged person: ... You have the nerve to cry when you are riding a horse? All the members of the program team were driven crazy, but they rushed to be M. The protagonist of Bai Yueguang is willing to be the number one for Hua Qi. The protagonist who has surpassed her original body kneels down and begs Hua Qi to come back to her side. The villain boss presses Hua Qi against the wall and kisses her wildly, madly and pleading: "Bao, Ying Shen, please take me into your harem, okay?" 1V1, double c, Su Shuang is ridiculous and sweet, slaps in the face and abuses the scum in a small theater. --Next door "The campus boss pretending to be A was marked by a mind-reading opponent" begging for support-- Mind-reading·Want to bite my wife every moment·Atypical academic god Alpha X outfit A·Vulgar and vicious on the outside but innocent and sweet on the inside·School bully Omega Sheng Xiaorui, the godly boss of No. 6 Middle School, was disgusted with Qi Yan, the school bully who was rumored to be filthy and vicious. Until one day, he heard Qi Yan's voice. 1. Staring at the gorgeous Omega with green eyes and a hungry face, Qi, the school bully, and Yan, who almost fainted from fright, said in his heart: Wow, his hairpin is so pretty, I want to wear it~! 2. Qi·school bully·Yan OS who blocked the gangster at the entrance of the alley and beat him to the point of kneeling down and calling him daddy: Ahhhh, "Xue Shen School Grass Kiss Xiaotian O" was released and I bought it~! Sheng Xiaorui: "..." Another day, Qi Yan unexpectedly went into heat and hid in the sports equipment room. OS: Fortunately, the doors and windows can isolate the pheromones, otherwise my sweet-smelling Omega would have been exposed! "..." Sheng Xiaorui, who happened to be passing by the equipment room and heard his voice, accidentally took the key and opened the door... The students discovered a very horrifying thing. Boss Shanda was beaten by Boss Qi, and he refused to fight back or even scolded him. Sheng Xiaorui's fans: "Brother Sheng, you were caught by Mr. Qi?!" Sheng Xiaorui: "I'm henpecked. Do you have any objections?" Intention: Let strength speak for itself.