Dressed as Clumsy Cannon Fodder, I Won by Talking [Entertainment Circle]

Overbearing, lawless, yin and yang, strange and taunting, the power of ridicule is maximal (the character design is too deep, the author can't grasp it, although there are overlapping suspicions, but at least every inch is stronger) VS the actor's attack. → Qin Ye was disguised as beautiful cannon fodder. He was originally cowardly and incompetent. He was forced to steal his teammates' creations. His family was in a bad situation. His sister was hospitalized and the medical expenses obtained from selling the house were robbed. His stealing was exposed and was exposed by the entire Internet. In the end, he died of depression. What a pitiful person. Qin Ye said, that's it? Don't worry, things are still under control. Netizens soon discovered that Qin Ye, who was originally clumsy and tongue-tied, suddenly became sharp-tongued and evolved into a loud-mouthed king. The character with no expressiveness but the most popular IP has even appeared on a popular variety show and is killing everyone on talk shows. This is so fucking magical! Netizens said: Fairy lady, please give me some advice when we quarrel! I no longer want to be speechless every time I get short-circuited on the line, only to have an idea of ​​how to reply in the dead of night when I'm reviewing the game. → Qin Ye acted, the protagonist Shou and Song Zhiyan played a pair of orthopedics, and Qin Ye and the protagonist Gong played a pair of classmates. The two couples have never been together, but netizens are in disbelief! Until one day Song Zhiyan showed signs of liking Qin Ye, and netizens broke their guard: ·# Original Party's Nightmare# ·# Orthodox drug-addicted chicken was a complete failure# ·The crab legs are actually me? ! ·Young man, life is very cruel. It will only be your articles and not your CP that will be locked up [Light up a cigarette][Light up a cigarette] There are also those who start eating immediately without any bottom line: ·Wife-protecting behavior kswl ·He loves him so much ·It turns out that everything was foreshadowed, BiG is real! → Qin Ye went to give a talk show and exploded the audience. Hot comments from netizens (yes, another netizen): ·There is a good ventriloquist in Beijing, Qin Ye. ·Qin Ye has an army in his mouth. ·The gas chambers of Auschwitz were not as poisonous as his. ·Qin Ye's base is not ACGT, but YYGQ. ·Children, please don't show yourself online. It's business to learn more and improve yourself. Let your brother test you: Which of the following substances does Qin Ye's mouth consist of? A. Sulfuric acid; B. Nitric acid; C. Perchloric acid; D. Aqua regia. ·@, Apply for an intangible cultural heritage for your child's mouth. ·In ancient times, there was Zhuge's tongue fighting with the Confucians, but today there is Qin Ye's mouth that cannons among the stars. ·The witty words are life-threatening, and the domestic entertainment drama is the king of yin and yang! ·Pure passers-by, what's going on with this celebrity? If he dares to say it, he's not afraid of being sieged by the whole network? ·Hahaha, I can't scold him. ·Are you as thick-skinned as him? Is he mentally strong? Is there anything in his stomach? ·Qin Ye is a slippery talker. His tongue can tie a Chinese knot. ·Why didn't Qin Ye Evolve notify me? ·Laughing to death, does Qin Ye practice his eloquence every day in front of the mirror with pebbles in his face? → The clue of this article: Yin and Yang, the theme: hard/wild Features: It uses metaphors, exaggeration, and allusions to highlight the protagonist's yin and yang eccentricity. The logic sucks, but it's funny anyway. If it's not funny, please come to me and I'll make you laugh one-on-one! (Don't take it seriously dbqorz) Contains a lot of DJ Xiaobaihua in-depth (cross out, enter with caution). This article is full of homophonic memes! This article contains British humor, American humor, Japanese humor, Sichuan humor, and Henan humor (actually no) (the humor content is 0, but it is actually 0) ********My next book will be about "What to do if the Sword Sect Genius becomes a monk"******** A novel about cultivating immortals welcomes three book-wearers in one go. They are a certain straight man, a certain Tang Gong, and a certain Jiang Shou. Each of them has a mission. The male protagonist in this fairy tale is a genius. So—— ①At a certain point, the male keeps trying to compete with the male protagonist. ②A certain Tanggong has been trying to be friends with the male protagonist. ③A certain Jiang Shou has been trying to fall in love with the male protagonist. → Until one day, a certain man was so angry that he started talking nonsense. I don't know which words woke up the man who was so talented that he had no love. The male protagonist said "Yes" and then became a monk. This vicious incident made everyone in the upper realm, who had always been very well-mannered and always wanted to save face, cursed loudly: cnm return the heir to our Ling family! Cnm returns the chief disciple of our Chongxiao Sword Sect! Cnm returns the hope/savior of our world of cultivation! → ① A certain man: What he thinks about every day is upgrading, killing monsters and opening a harem. ② A certain Tanggong: Every day I want to find a patient that my body can tolerate. ③A certain Jiang Shou: I want to have a sweet love every day. A certain man was stunned for a moment after hearing their self-introductions: Then wouldn't it be great for you two to be together? One by one, a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thread. Gong and Shou looked at each other and said in unison: not my type! → A certain man opened the secret book he had collected with great interest: rough! Can't read! Then I remembered that he was a scumbag in modern times, so he beat the table and shed tears. That little 0 was thinking "Is there a 1? Is there a 1?" All day long. As a result, he had super comprehension and strong learning ability, and his cultivation level skyrocketed like crazy. Rough! A certain man shed tears of envy. That 1 wants to find 0, but because he is too sexy and full of hormones, the female cultivator who likes him can be ranked from here to the abyss. Rough! A certain man shed tears of envy. At a certain point, the man was speechless and asked: rough! I've given you my script, so what should I read? ! System: Hey, you can choose one of their scripts. → At some point, the man in the Chongxiao Sword Sect became a character that everyone yelled at. He was made things difficult for every day. The unlucky boy could only do his best to bring the genius of the Sword Sect back. A certain man: Wait for me to lure him with benefits. Sword Sect Genius: Amitabha. A certain man: Wait for me to lure him with my name. Sword Sect Genius: Amitabha. A certain kind of man (shameful): Wait for the young master to seduce him with, with, and astringency. Genius of the Sword Sect: Amitabha, the poor monk will return to secular life now. Purpose: The 21st century is a century of learning.