[Martial Arts] Rumors in the World Are Not Believable

Official serious version: As time passed, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth became thinner and thinner. The spiritual beads born in chaos could not be nourished and actually cracked... Cracked! She was almost autistic, so she had to put on the auspicious animal vest and prepare to land in the world, do good deeds and survive. But I wonder if it's because she's so cracked that each of her "shells" actually has "disabilities"? ? ? (The following can all be transformed into human form) [The Speechless Nine-tailed Fox] I can give birth to a baby for birth control. Which one do you want, sir? [Lame Shark] Weeping like tears, little rich woman, don't be afraid of beating you while crying. [The Hungry White Wolf] Human thoughts are so unpleasant, how can we eat enough? [The Blind Jade Rabbit] If you don't go home on a cloudy and rainy day, please tell me when the moon comes out. [Deaf Phoenix Bird] Don't call me a cutie. If you can't hear, you can't hear. Fortunately, no matter which shell she is in, her friends (golden thighs) don't dislike it. As for the rumors caused during this period... Ahem, I won't take the blame for the previous one! This article is also known as "Which vest should I use Kangkang today?" "Rumors in the world have nothing to do with me." Jianghu Rumors Edition (Excerpt) "This year's Yangzhou Oiran has been selected! It turns out to be a mute female doctor who treats infertility!" "Her beauty makes prodigal men stop in their tracks, makes wealthy young men fall in love with her, and makes the swordsmen of the world break their swords!" "The magical pearl that suddenly appeared and disappeared half a month ago, causing turmoil in the world, has found its source! It is said that Chu Xiangshuai stole it from a fairy island in the South China Sea!" "What fairy island? Just tell Baiyun City! Dare to covet the magical pearl? The master of Ye City will be waiting for you!" ——————Lightning protection! Must see———————— 1. Martial arts + cute pets + no cruelty in the whole text, it is a suspense article. 2. The character OOC must exist, and the background timeline must be chaotic. 3. Emotions are mostly ambiguous and do not lead to actual relationships. 2021.11.20 Screenshot copy Intention: The body is disabled but the will is strong, and the heart is bright.