[Comprehensive British and American] Don't Bully the Dripping Rock Beast

I'm Gotham's oldest gargoyle. I stand on the tallest spire in Gotham, witnessing the prosperity and rise and fall of this city, I witness its antiquity and legend, I witness its - Hey, can you superhero tights freaks please stop stepping on me? What, you are still shamelessly talking about love on me? I can't take it anymore——, tight-fitting freaks, I won't be a gargoyle anymore!! Cp: John Constantine Purpose: Non-human beings must also have human rights!