
This Male Protagonist Cannot Be Saved.
这男主是救不活了
by Small Puffer Fish in One Go (一鼓作气小水鲀)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 257k Words
- Chapters
- 76
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Copywriting 1 Ji Niaokong has a watch that can go back in time, but she has never used it. The manual of the watch said that as long as she turned the hands on a moonlit night, she could go back to any past she wanted to go, and of course, only the past. However, the manual also said that the adverse consequences of using this watch could circle the earth. In short, there is one sentence: unless it is critical, don't use it if you can. Okay, she doesn't have to do it anymore! You have a golden finger and you still don't want to use it? That would be worse than nothing! Ji Niao snorted coldly and angrily tore up the instruction manual in her hand. Until one night, she was trapped in a sea of fire... Ji Niao's eyes flashed and she reached out to the watch eagerly. This must be a critical moment, right? After all, she is about to die... At this moment, a figure suddenly burst into the sea of fire. Without any explanation, he wrapped her in a wet quilt, put it on his shoulders, and ran out. In the end, Ji Niao was only burned with a few hairs on her head, but this hero who was enthusiastic about saving people died in the fire. Ji Niao stroked the watch and silently made up her mind: "This death is too unfair. Hero, I will save you!" However—— After conducting countless rescue plans, Ji Niao finally discovered that the "hero" named Lin Jiu in front of him had a somewhat special physique: She had just helped him avoid the fire, and the other person would accidentally slip and fall into the water when he turned around; she had just helped him avoid drowning, and he would soon be involved in a car accident... Ji Niao: You didn't do it on purpose, right? ++++++ Lin Jiu hurriedly denied it three times: I didn't! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense... Copywriting 2 A strange woman suddenly knocked on your door in the middle of the night and told you in a sinister tone: You must not go out today, otherwise you will become a murderer and kill many people... What will be your reaction? He? Lin Jiu! Learn and excel from small pieces, Born in the sunshine and grown under the red flag; Comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor, benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom, faith and the five constant virtues. How could he be this kind of person? ! Lin Jiu sneered and slammed the door in front of him. "..." -----[Time Back]------- Lin Jiu once again opened the door in front of him. Outside, there was still this strange woman. She told you with a shy face: She is your future girlfriend, who came back from the future... What will be your reaction? A. Roll your eyes at the sky, and then throw the opponent out the door. B. Actively contact the local mental hospital to check whether the other party is a patient who escaped from there. C. Patiently asked what was going on, and enthusiastically treated the other party to 7 pounds of lobster, and also gave the other party a bottle of 1982 Lafite that had been preserved until it expired. Lin Jiu: I will definitely choose a! An hour later, Lin Jiu stared in disbelief at the faceless strange woman who was sitting on the sofa to eat, and resignedly collected the garbage on the table... Lin Jiu: I don't know if the other person is sick, but I suspect that I am! ++++[Note]: ①. This article is just a cookie in the context of a death loop. The main text is entered from the node where the event has begun to cycle. The previous situation will be mentioned later. ②. This article is also known as "Every day when I open the door, I see my girlfriend telling lies" (boys version), "Every day when I come home, I see my boyfriend trying to kill himself" (girls version). ++++③. The unlucky male protagonist x the narcissistic female protagonist ④. Full text 1V1 [Explanation of solution V for being 3 years late] Reasons for solving V: The first time I wrote a book, I overestimated myself. I had no manuscript, no outline, and no character design. I just relied on an idea at the beginning to think of a beginning and an end, and then I rashly started this article. Maybe it was because the writing was so smooth in the early stage. Xiaoxiao and Lin Jiu at the beginning seemed to be alive in my mind. I didn't even need to construct the plot. I just needed to design the scene, and they could help me push the plot forward. This kind of smoothness contributed to my blindness, and it was like eight horses that couldn't pull me back. But in the middle and later stages, maybe because I didn't think about it myself, my mind became empty and I was searching my brain every day. I remember that some Little Angel reader sent me a comment at that time, saying that he wanted to know the follow-up plot in my mind, but in fact, there was no follow-up plot in my mind at that time. Every day, I wait until I sit down in front of the computer to start conceiving the plot of the day. After writing it, every day is torture, because even I don't know how to complete the story. In addition, I had to fight back (I was guilty) and insisted on [applying for the list], so when it came to the last two lists, my mind was empty, so I unconsciously started writing. Then, once Shui Wen comes across, he will feel extremely guilty again, feeling sorry for the readers, sorry for Xiaoxiao, and sorry for Lin Jiu. After the break, I thought countless times that I must come back and finish writing this article, but I could never muster the courage. In the past three years, I didn't even dare to open the backstage of Jinjiang. I always felt that I couldn't face it. But now, I finally plucked up the courage to bring Ajiang's [Writing Assistant] back. I still want to finish writing this article, but it may require a lot of work. The first step I want to do is to squeeze out the water that I poured into the last two lists, so it won't be too fast. (After reading the entire article, I found that I could just delete the last four chapters and rewrite them! Come on, come on! I will definitely be able to do it) Fortunately, the article that solved V will no longer be on the manual list, so at least I no longer have to worry about being chased by the number of words on the list, so I should be able to travel lightly and finish the book slowly. I will update it from time to time in the future, and when it is finally completed, I will also post it on the homepage. (There's no need to read it before it's finished, because I don't know how far I need to modify it.) I am very sorry to the readers who have always encouraged me and accompanied me, although they may not still remember this unpopular and outrageous article of mine. However, I still want to give an explanation to Xiaoxiao and Lin Jiu, and I don't want them to inexplicably lose their follow-up in my writing. Intention: It's good to be alive

