Pu Xuyao originally thought that her life would end like this, but as soon as she closed her eyes and opened them, she was transported to the interstellar era, and it also came with a dog-blooded sadomasochism system.
System: "You need to complete a series of sadomasochistic plots with Boss Ba, including but not limited to one-night stand, being hit by a car, being donated a kidney, etc. Otherwise, we will burp together."
Pu Xuyao: "No problem!"
However, most of the overlords in the interstellar era have private planets that ordinary people cannot access at all; the speed of a flying car in the city must not be less than 300 kilometers per hour, and it will destroy the car and kill people; artificial organs are clean and cheap, have no rejection reaction, and do not need natural kidneys at all.
Pu Xuyao and the system were speechless.
"How about we take a longer view." The system said seriously, "For example, consider Wei Shirui, who will become an alliance general in the future, but is still a poor boy now."
Pu Xuyao thought it was okay. Each plot had a time limit, so one person began to discuss how to complete the "hit by a car" plot.
At this moment, Pu Xuyao saw the future general walking on the road pushing a stroller.
So Pu Xuyao simply touched his stroller.
System:?
After Pu Xuyao followed Wei Shirui and was admitted to the military academy, the sadomasochistic plot went astray.
"Ask the host to complete the plot of 'Being raped and robbed by the boss'!" - She competed with Wei Shirui for the mission target in a simulated battle.
"Please host complete the plot of 'breaking the male protagonist's leg'!" - She risked her own life to protect Wei Shirui in the military academy league, and broke a leg for this purpose.
"Please host to complete the plot of 'Chasing Wife in the Crematorium'!" - She grabbed the spot to perform an extremely dangerous mission. Wei Shirui was squeezed into the reception team and chased after her all the way to prevent her from entering the real crematorium.
The life in the military academy is monotonous, and all the students take pleasure in knocking off the two CPs: attracting his attention in simulated battles, assisting him in league games, and taking away dangerous tasks from him... It turns out that she actually loves him miserably!
Later, Wei Shirui's CP party roommate winked at Wei Shirui: "Boss, are you and that Pu Xuyao in a relationship?"
Wei Shirui: "Don't say that, we are just sincere comrades-in-arms."
System: Damn it, even if you don't abuse me, you don't even have love anymore!
Later——
"Sorry sir, I don't date married comrades."
"But I am your husband!"
"Shut up and don't get close to me."
Intention: It is better to rely on oneself than relying on heaven and earth