I am a newspaper reader.
Sometimes I don't understand why we have to fight with plants. It's obvious that brains are not delicious and not necessary, so why do we still have to fight and fight. Obviously, it is an illusory thing, isn't it?
Later, my companions fell one by one, and the plants suffered heavy casualties. I seemed to suddenly understand something... Maybe in the beginning, it was just an excuse to start a war. But after that, both parties, having sacrificed so many companions, could no longer stop easily...
Weekly magazines always say that I am strange. Wouldn't it be better to just listen to the doctor?
But... I really don't like it. I hate war and fighting. I just want to quietly hold my newspaper, make a cup of tea, sit in a rocking chair, and spend my days leisurely.
I don't understand why, I don't understand why such beauty cannot be realized... I looked at the newspaper in my hand, feeling a little numb. Pea pierced it.
I just remained silent and did not rush forward as manically and fearlessly as I should when reading a newspaper. The peas hit me without any pain or itch. I don't know what the reason was. I raised my head and looked at the pea shooter in front of me. I asked him: "Do you hate this too?"
He kept spitting peas and didn't answer me.
I think I finally found the answer, when another ash plant exploded around me, when I felt that my consciousness was finally leaving my body, when I was... On the verge of death.
That voice, the answer to everything, finally sounded.
"... Is that so, Yugi? Is that so?" I laughed, "Then so be it."
Time and space reversed, and cracks opened.
I fell in, not knowing what was waiting for me on the other side, but in the end, it was better than a puppet on a string.
Anyway, wish me luck.
Intention: Nothing, I just fell into the pit of Plants vs. Zombies recently. If I had to say it, it should be War and Peace?
So is it still being updated?