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The powerful regent Xiao Yanqing is dead!
For a while, everyone in the capital said: The regent committed too many crimes during his lifetime, and he was not married. After his death, he easily turned into a ghost and found it difficult to enter reincarnation! If you want to crack it, you need to find someone to marry!
No one was paying attention. Ye Qingyu, who was standing in rags on the street corner, put his hands in his hands, bit into the meat buns he picked up, and smiled brightly.
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Later, Ye Qingyu, who was wearing women's clothing, came to the palace to sign up confidently, but he was discovered in a second.
Ye Jiaojiao Qingyu: Is it because my face is not charming enough?
I thought that the plan had failed and that I was about to be carried out of the palace, but the housekeeper waved his hand and said: It's him!
Ye·can't believe·Qingyu: Is there such a good thing?
That night, Ye Qingyu didn't wait for Fengguan Xiapei. He only waited for a sap, and when he woke up, he was already lying in the coffin!
Ye Hysteria Qingyu: The ghost marriage I'm talking about is the kind of widowhood that inherits property! I don't want to die!
The butler who was burning paper in tears at the palace said: "Your Majesty, I know your preferences well. You can just be nice down here..."
When the secret guard opened the coffin, he was startled by the "Princess Regent" who sat up in shock. He was about to draw his sword, but saw Ye Qingyu, who was still out of breath, quickly put the jewelry in his arms. He also stuffed a handful of jewels into his arms and kindly reminded him: "You are a tomb robber, right? Go quickly, be careful of fake corpses!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the man next to him sat up.
Ye Qingyu:? ? ? I just said it casually while riding a horse! ! !
The next day, the white banners were removed from the Regent's Palace, and there was new talk in the capital: the Regent had married a living god! The Prince Regent is back from the dead!
Only the people in the palace know that this is not a living god, it is clearly a crow's mouth!
Ye Qingyu: Butler, you were really ruthless last time. Even at your age, you are not afraid of getting up to your waist?
In the evening, the regent sent someone to deliver some wine to the old housekeeper.
Ye Qingyu: Your Majesty, there are so many treasures in your house, aren't you afraid of being robbed?
At night, the palace, which has never been robbed before, is brightly lit, and everyone is trying to catch the thief...
Ye Qingyu: Your Majesty...
Xiao Yanqing: Ye Qingyu! Shut up, my king!
It just so happened that Xiao Yanqing loved Xiao Yanqing like this.
Ye Crow Mouth Qingyu: I was too poor at that time and was about to starve to death. I just wanted to hold someone in my lap and turn over the case...
Xiao · Take off your clothes and belt · Yanqing: Where do you want to hug? Hug it as you wish!
Small Theater
One day, the regent who was "faking death" was drinking tea and admiring flowers, very leisurely.
The secret guard looked at him and said, "Your Majesty, the housekeeper is making arrangements for your marriage."
Ten Thousand Years Iceberg Face·Xiao Yanqing: "Am I not dead?"
Secret guard: "It's a ghost marriage..."
Xiao Yanqing: "Oh? Which family's daughter? (So desperate)"
Psychological Construction N+1·Secret Guard: "No... Not a woman. Yes... A man."
Xiao Yanqing left without saying a word.
Later, Xiao Yanqing met Ye Qingyu in the tomb: The housekeeper really knows my heart!
The once poor and impoverished second-generation crow-mouthed official × the arrogant, cold and doting husband, the regent
Ye Qingyu×Xiao Yanqing
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Intention: Be positive and sunny even in adversity!