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Copywriting one:
What is it like to meet your ex-boyfriend on a blind date?
It is said that a qualified ex-boyfriend is like a dead body nailed in a coffin, but Zhuo Xiaomeng's ex-boyfriend Chen Mo doesn't like that. He likes to "pretend to be dead" no matter what.
After finally meeting a handsome, charming and wealthy blind date, Mo Mo decided to come out and tell her that she was a famous woman, and even accused her of being unruly.
A certain dream: I am single and I am happy.
Moumo: You are not allowed to be single without permission.
Copywriting two:
One day after living together, Wannian Dirty Girl Jiaojiao took innocent Zhuo Xiaomeng to watch an adult instruction video.
That night, a certain dream told a certain programmer with a shy look on her face: "Let's do some exercise, it's good for our physical and mental health."
A certain ape who was busy writing a program had a question mark on his face.
A certain dream added shyly: "Chatting under the quilt."
A certain ape looked helpless, hugged his computer, went to bed, covered himself with a quilt and wrote the code: "Let's chat."
A certain dream was so angry that she ignored him all night.
A certain ape: Didn't you say we'd like to chat?
...
A certain ape has super learning ability.
A few days later, a certain ape said: Let's talk under the quilt.
Lying on the bed, covered with quilt, a certain monkey didn't pick up the computer and chatted all night long. The next day, Meng Meng was so tired that he slept all day.
Copywriting three:
Chen Mo presides over an artificial intelligence project.
One day at dinner, Chen Mo asked: What do you want to eat?
Xiaomeng: You use artificial intelligence to calculate what I want to eat.
Chen Mo:......
Eat again
After Chen Mo ordered a table of his favorite dishes, he said to the waiter: That's it.
Xiao Meng had a question mark on her face: Why didn't you ask me what I wanted to eat?
Chen Mo: I used artificial intelligence to calculate it. You just want to drink plain water today.
Copy four:
One day, Chen Mo prepared sweet wine and put it on the table during dinner. Xiao Meng picked it up curiously and asked what kind of drink it was.
Chen Mo said: "Try it."
Xiao Meng took a sip. The sweet taste was very good and she liked it, so she drank a few more sips, and she was indeed drunk.
The drunk Xiaomeng showed another side of her, and Chen Mo seduced her into a night of ups and downs.
...
The next day, Zhuo Xiaomeng woke up and noticed something strange, and said angrily: "Chen Mo, you got me drunk again and did something good."
Chen Mo: "No."
Xiaomeng: "What about my clothes?"
Chen Mo: "You were too hot last night."
Xiaomeng: "Then how do you explain so many red marks on my body?"
Chen Mo: "There are mosquitoes."
Xiaomeng: "Hey, why are mosquitoes biting me all over my body?"
Chen Mo: "High-tech new mosquito."
Xiaomeng sneered: "Then I have to go to the hospital quickly to treat the red envelope."
Chen Mo: "No need, just rub it and it will go down." He held her in his arms, "Let's start with the two biggest ones." After saying that, he attached his hands to the two highest red envelopes, gently and slowly twisted them, "There is also this red envelope" and kissed Xiao Meng's red lips. The little dream in my hand turned into a pool of spring water, whimpering.
Another day of getting up late.
...
Meng Jiaojiao was bitten by mosquitoes several times and was very troubled: "There were mosquitoes in the room last night. They were so annoying. They bit me several times. They were all red envelopes."
Zhuo Xiaomeng didn't know what she thought of, and her face turned red with embarrassment.
Meng Jiaojiao said: "These two red envelopes are big and itchy."
Zhuo Xiaomeng saw the two biggest ones, and his face turned redder, "Oh, you are so annoying." Shy Didi turned and left.
Meng Jiaojiao:? ? ?
Meng Jiaojiao didn't know that there was a big mosquito in Zhuo Xiaomeng's house that bit her in shy places.
Concept: Reunion, this is a story about a hard-working ex who is promoted to the current position.