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Pre-order collections include "Pluto's Live Broadcast in the Entertainment Industry to Get Rich", "The Down-and-out Daughter's Guide to Raising a Family with Food" and "I Failed to Be the Matchmaker for the Yandere Heroine"
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Top male star Gu Ziyi is famous in the industry for having his own way of doing things, being narcissistic and uninhibited, but he has been quite weird recently and seems to have changed his gender.
During the live interview, I was originally slumped on the sofa. After answering the phone call, I immediately straightened my back and sat upright.
At the advertising scene, I started calling the staff "beauty". After receiving the voice call, I immediately changed my words respectfully: "Teacher, please give me some advice."
Who can turn a wild lion into a domestic cat?
Someone revealed that he was heard calling the other person "my sister-in-law" when he answered the phone.
Everyone's first reaction: Such an affectionate name must mean that they are in love and have become a henpeck.
As soon as the news spread, many fans burst into tears.
Gu Ziyi's head was full of black lines: What the hell, that's his aunt Gu Yunxiang who is only four years old!
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Question: How does it feel to have an elder who is much younger than you?
Gu Ziyi cried and replied: I'm going to be petted at the same time, what else can I do?
Later, he and Gu Yunxiang appeared on a variety show, and my sister-in-law said unceremoniously: "No one in our Gu family has handwriting as ugly as yours, practice calligraphy!"
"My eldest grandson, you can't get a wife if you don't know how to cook."
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Other parents go to child care to educate their children.
This pair turned around, and "little aunt and grandson bring up grandson" became famous and became popular in the industry.
The cute little baby girl with a paternalistic demeanor amazes everyone.
"Auntie, my handwriting is also bad, please teach me a lesson."
"Auntie, please open a training class, I want to learn!"
The little aunt quickly became a national cutie and photographed her eldest grandson on the beach.
Gu Ziyi:? ? ?
Do these people have brain problems?
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"Pluto Live Broadcasts in the Entertainment Circle to Get Rich"
In order to save the underworld that was on the verge of bankruptcy, the new Pluto Lin Bancheng decided to join the entertainment industry, with the goal of making 100 million first.
I didn't expect that I would wear it on a female celebrity who was covered in black material. Not only would I be in debt, I would be so confused that I could only sell goods through live broadcasts.
Is it too late to run away now?
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I heard that Lin Bancheng was selling gold necklaces for 99 yuan, and the whole Internet laughed at her, ready to see how low she could go.
However, she changed her style and started selling charms to catch ghosts.
Netizens immediately wanted to take a screenshot and report it, but they were all fascinated by it.
Live broadcast room:
Lin Bancheng: "You are losing your hair because a bald female ghost is pulling your hair. V, I am 9999, and I will give you beautiful black hair."
Netizen: "I may have this kind of ghost in my house too"
Lin Bancheng: "Don't be in a hurry to be cremated. Your son has not yet reached the end of his life. He just seduced the wrong soul. I will call the person in charge to ask."
Netizen: "Is this okay?"
Lin Bancheng: "It's no big deal. There are just a few ghosts playing in the attic of your house. They escaped from prison. If they report the crime, they will be rewarded with a gold amulet."
Netizen: "Hey, we can't have this attic anymore."
Later, Lin Bancheng became famous and became a top star.
A reporter asked: "Are you working so hard just to slap those people who criticized you in the first place?"
Lin Bancheng: "I just want to get rich. I really have a big family to support."
At this time, the underworld has been connected to the Internet, and all the little ghosts burst into tears: "Master Pluto treats us as family members."
"She never told me how hard it was. She really made me cry to death."
"Underworld is my home, I will stay here forever!"
Lin Bancheng: "..."
Please reincarnate as soon as possible, the underworld is so crowded that it will explode!
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"The Down and Out Daughter's Guide to Food and Raising a Family"
Unfortunately, Lin Jinyu was disguised as the daughter of the Minister of Household Affairs who had just had her house confiscated.
The men in the family were exiled thousands of miles away, the prime minister's son who had been engaged immediately broke off the engagement, and all the female relatives lived on the streets.
The aunt wailed: "How will we live in the future?"
Er Niang was heartbroken: "The servants and girls whose homes were confiscated have all ended up in brothels."
The younger sister held Bai Ling in her hands: "It's still like a dead person..."
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"Stop!"
Lin Jinyu waved her hand: "Can't you live without a man? As long as I'm here, you won't starve to death."
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A month later, a food stall appeared on the streets of Tokyo, specializing in food that no one had ever seen before.
"This noodle can be eaten dry or soaked. It's so weird."
Lin Jinyu: "This is called instant noodles."
"This thing is obviously a black pill, how can you just take it into your mouth?"
Lin Jinyu: "Oh, this is pearl milk tea."
"How can such a white thing appear on an old man's eightieth birthday? It's unlucky."
Lin Jinyu: "This is called cream cake."
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Later, every kind of food quickly became popular in the capital.
The people who came after hearing the news finally discovered that the proprietress was actually the daughter of a former minister.
The prime minister's son regretted it and wanted to take her back as his fiancé.
Gu Nianfei, the "cold-faced king", kicked her up: "Get lost, she is my unmarried princess."
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Gu Nianfei had an eccentric personality and was moody. The people in the palace lived in trepidation every day, but then things took a turn for the better.
As long as the prince wants to get angry, they will quickly go to ask for Mrs. Lin.
Mrs. Lin stuffed a toffee into the prince's mouth, and the tiger immediately turned into a house cat.
It is nothing more than this.
Intention: The power of family affection is great, and the world needs love.