I Made a Fortune in the Cat Country

[The pause was because it was the first time I opened pre-collection and I couldn't click on the wrong button to open the article... It's not a trap, it's pre-collection (face covering)] Shou Xing is good at patting cat farts (physics). As a part-time worker at the Meow Cafe, she has become the most popular human being in the cafe with her skill of patting cat farts with one hand. One day she woke up from a coma, and when she opened her eyes, she saw an orange cat face that was bigger than hers. The orange cat has clear patterns and a natural orange color, but it has a bit of a "sharp beak". In short... It's not fat enough. The orange cat ran away in terror, not even having time to pick up the hoe. Shouxing: Although this orange is not "luxurious" enough, it is too big! Wait, something seems wrong? Immediately afterwards—— He was taken into the county government office by the Yamen officials armed with weapons. Was interrogated in court by Miao County Magistrate, Being identified on the spot by the farmer Ju Miao... Shouxing was imprisoned on charges of smuggling because she did not have customs clearance documents. She needed the ambassador of her country to redeem her. The watchman in the cell was holding on to the railings and looking at the cells full of Miaomiao prisoners. Only then did he understand what happened from the words of Magistrate Miaomiao just now. ——She traveled to the cat country, and she was jailed at the beginning! Shouxing wants to go out, but the point is... This place is not only ancient times but also full of giant cats. There are no humans at all. Where can she find "her country's ambassador"? ! Finally one day, Shouxing, who was about to vomit after eating dried fish, heard the great news: The Queen Mother is in a bad mood and doesn't even like catnip anymore. Anyone who can make her happy will be rewarded generously, and even criminals will be treated lightly! She seemed to be grasping at straws, grabbing the bars in the prison and shouting: I can! I! Meeting! Shoot! Cat! Fart! In this way, by patting cat farts, Shouxing opened his own daily necessities store (cat supplies store) all over the cat country, and became a wealthy man in the cat country. On her left hand is a Persian cat dancer wearing a gauze, and on her right is a Maine Coon cat guard in a fancy dress. From time to time, she pats the cat's fart and strokes the royal cat's smooth fur... It's so happy as a fairy! Fragment A certain meow official (whispering): Lord Shou, do you want to go have a "fun" with us? Shouxing (frowning) (unable to suppress curiosity):... Okay (Inside the Fairy Hall) A cat official asked for his own room, which contained catnip aromatherapy, catnip snacks, and an oversized cat climbing frame... A certain meow official took off his official uniform and rolled into a pile of pillows (sucking a mouthful of catnip): Lord Shou, why don't you take off your clothes? Shouxing (silent): Well... I don't have to. Our country... Doesn't smoke catnip. [Reading Tips] 1. There is still too much competition with cats, so there is no cp. It is set that all meows like to pat cat farts (physics), and no meow dislikes it. 2. I've never been to Cat Country, it's a light-hearted story with no logic, and the settings are all for plot service. 3. It can barely be regarded as a business article (?) The question is that I love business. 4. The meme of cat personification is very old and can be found both in China and abroad. 6. This article was written by "Mint Bear Boy", the author of Jinjiang Original Network. It is prohibited to be reproduced/adapted by other websites. I will defend all my rights according to legal means, and any violation of law will be prosecuted. 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Who could know that in the past world—— Angels surround God, and the soft light blurs them into yearnings that humans cannot touch; The cries of witches echo in the wilderness, and the grace of the wolf god is sung in campfires and songs; The Lich woke up from his throne, and the skeleton soldiers surged up like a storm. The sound of gears came from the loyal guard, and the aura of magic bloomed in his chest; The sword of the knight on the white horse and silver armor points forward... It's just that beautiful civilizations will eventually decline. When the gods disappeared from the Kingdom of God, the bonfires of the witches no longer ignited, and the names of the lich tyrants became ashes in history... They... Or "them" became what the world calls "alien". Until "they" met them. The one who "saved" them. World 1 Inheriting the name of Wu Zhu, the lonely girl worshiped the wolf god in the distant story. There wasn't supposed to be a god in this world, until... The huge wolf god came in the moonlight, and the moonlight turned into fluorescence among the long white fur. Even if at this time he lost his eyes, his powers were fading, and he was almost dead... [World 2] In a world ruled by darkness, human beings can only sink in pain in hell, and no one can be saved. She is no exception. Until one day, she discovered traces of angels from ancient books. "Looking at the light... Can we be saved?" She thought. Who would have thought that she really bought an angel... A true angel! Although his wings are broken and his legs are broken; Although he is covered in magic marks, unable to speak, and loses his power... But... He is an angel after all, isn't he? ①The lich tyrant possessing the alchemy pot x the bard who likes to cook ②A deformed mermaid living in the sewer after escaping x a common girl who wants to become a captain ③The black-armored knight who turned into a headless horseman after being betrayed ————————————————Advance receipt 2 [Danmei (highlighted)] I use planes to make games (Danmei upgrade is a cool article, click to see the holographic technology company starting from scratch!) Yu Yu's mother was ill and needed a lot of money, but he had no choice at this time. While thinking about countermeasures, a voice sounded in his head: [Dear Mr. Yu, I am Zhi Nao from RGKK Technology. I hope to cooperate with you to achieve energy exchange between planes. Yu Yu pondered: "Energy exchange... Any method is acceptable?" So not long after, a holographic game that was as real as another world was born. People realize that they have become so busy without knowing when - The holographic cub cannot be let go; There is nothing wrong with turning on mecha for farming; Dungeon decryption, slime breeding, brave men saving the world... Even... The fantasy world written by the former writer is gradually taking shape! Neural sensor chips bring virtual partners into reality. From then on, scenes in animations become reality, and they give everyone love, companionship and happiness. The animal language translator makes the deep sea no longer a secret, and humans understand whale calls for the first time - "It's you again, the slow little guy... So cute!" Slime gel has many uses and is very popular in the medical field. Artificial intelligence, exoskeleton mechas, clean energy, genetic medicine, search and rescue robots... A legendary technology company begins to rise! Many years later, a reporter asked Yu Yu: "Mr. Yu, the barrier-free playground you recently built has been welcomed by many people. Based on all the products you have launched before, netizens rated you as the most socially responsible entrepreneur. What is your pursuit?" Yu Yu smiled softly: "Money." After the news is broadcast—— (high praise pinned to the top) Netizen: "Not much else to say, Yu Yu said something." [The original intention of technological development is not to eliminate or screen out. [I could do it, so I did it. Concept: Furry is cute!