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The idiot beauty Sang Tu is an NPC in Infinite Flow. Her real body is Gou, a cloud puppy, who is responsible for fixing bugs.
Because he was too stupid, he secretly let a player go and was fired.
Being homeless, she inexplicably transformed into a femme fatale in sweet pet novels.
The original person blocked the female protagonist, blocked her stardom, plotted against the male protagonist, causing him to go blind, and relied on the power of capital to turn the entertainment industry into a mess.
In the end, he was ruined because he angered the villain, and he ended up miserable.
System: "The script has been sent to you. Your task is to complete the first ten chapters according to the script. It's very simple."
Sang Tu held the script blankly, his almond-shaped eyes blank.
The plot begins to advance:
Plot 1: Posting a blog to criticize the heroine in the new movie "House of Terror", secretly mocking her for not even being worthy of being in a bad movie.
After watching the movie, Sang Tu suffered from an occupational disease.
Ten minutes later, the essay "58 Bugs in "House of Horror"" was posted online.
——Why is the fuel tank full before the car sets off, but still full after driving 70 kilometers?
——Why doesn't the female protagonist shed a single tear when she cries, but has a weird expression?
——Why is the position of the corpse in the ancient house different every time?
At first, netizens scoffed: "The small crew is trash and the actors have poor acting skills!"
Later, netizens shouted: "How can this be a domestic ghost film that hits the streets? This is obviously a hard-core suspense film!"
Later, the bad movie was revived and became the annual box office champion, winning numerous awards.
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Plot 2: Send someone to blind the half-brother, the male protagonist, and seize the inheritance rights.
Sang Tu learned from the ferocious appearance of other NPCs in his memory, and sent the seven-year-old little devil next door to use a toy sword to hit the male protagonist, and then took his scumbag father to learn company management.
The more she studied, the more distressed she became.
There are 29 major bugs and 307 minor bugs in the company's accounts, tax evasion, fraudulent sales, and contradictory product data...
It made Sang Tu feel uncomfortable all over.
"Dad, are we going to jail?"
Daddy: "..."
Even his stupid daughter can see the problem, isn't the company going to be ruined?
The scumbag father was so frightened that he transferred all his property to Sang Tu that night, and then left the company to the male protagonist.
This unfortunate and life-ending thing, I love so and so!
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After a long time, the system finally remembered Sang Tu and came back to take a look.
Netizen: "Sang Tu is a treasure in the world! All bad movies can turn into miracles in her hands!"
Fan: "Today is another day where I want to steal a cub and take it home to raise it~"
The heroine: "Without Sangsang, I wouldn't be where I am today. All my glory belongs to Sangsang."
Male protagonist: "Today I will make another one billion to give to Sangsanghua, lest the wild men outside will cheat her."
The villain took the initiative to hook Sang Tu's finger: "Sang Sang, you haven't looked at me for a minute."
System: "?"
[The world's most adorable puppy-sexing heroine
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1.1V1, SC, the male and female protagonists only have each other physically and mentally
2. The full text is an imaginary parallel world with no prototypes. They are all paper figures. Do not substitute anyone, anything, or reality.
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New article "Huh?" Can you become a heartthrob by playing monster games? Please collect it!
The game "Eternal Domain Contract" is online, and countless people are addicted to it and enjoy bloody fights with monsters.
Jiang Huaying also let herself go in the game, but unlike others, she didn't like killing, but instead raised various powerful monsters.
Suddenly one day, the game was shut down, and humans began to be randomly dragged into the game world.
Jiang Huaying was not spared either.
But she seems to have acquired a strange ability, which can always make inhuman creatures fall in love with her unconditionally.
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1. The evil god who was tricked into wandering the world
The stone road was dotted with strange totems, and there were dried blood stains everywhere.
The scene here looks familiar no matter how you look at it.
Jiang Huaying once coaxed a monster in the game and brought it here to abandon it.
In order to pass the game, others pushed her out as a sacrifice.
The sacrifice was successful, but the others not only failed to pass the level, but also fell into a more terrifying hell.
Until someone accidentally broke into the forbidden area and saw Jiang Huaying, who was supposed to be dead, alive and well.
The cold evil god bent down in front of her, and gently opened a corner of the red hijab on his head with his fingertips. A low call from ancient times came from underneath: "Aying... Get married..."
2. The alien murderer who was sold
In the cyber world, Jiang Huaying has obtained the lowest status of a two-legged sheep.
In the battle royale, she will become the prey, hunted by the tall and terrifying alien butcher.
As the countdown started, Jiang Huaying followed the others and ran away in panic.
The sound of approaching heavy footsteps was like the death knell of death, and the appearance of the other party gradually became clearer.
Only then did she remember that she had sold an unpleasant monster at a low price in order to buy a new pet.
A few days later, the level pyramid was reshuffled.
Jiang Huaying sat on the bulging arm muscles of the alien butcher, watching him chop off the top of the Tower of Freedom and pave a scarlet road for herself.
3. The strange phantom that is always forgotten
"In the seemingly ordinary Middle Ages, monster phantoms are hiding around you. If you are not careful, your neck will be torn apart by them."
Jiang Huaying couldn't tell the difference and could only be wary of everyone.
But she soon discovered that this was meaningless.
Phantoms are everywhere.
He is her friend, a brave man, a devil, and the prince who killed the devil and saved the country.
Jiang Huaying then remembered that she had raised a monster with a very low sense of existence and had been left out by her for a long time.
At this moment, the prince kneeling in front of her revealed his true face.
The phantom opened the corners of her mouth, and a long scarlet tongue poked out from behind its sharp fangs, wetly licking the instep of her glass slipper.
Soon after, the prince offered his entire kingdom for his bride.
There is also the shark man who has just become a new favorite, the wild and untamable ghost war horse, the black-skinned venomous scorpion male mother...
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Jiang Huaying passed the game again and again.
But she didn't know that the monsters she abandoned again had completely turned into black men, and descended into the real world one after another.
They should have resented her, tortured her, and killed her.
But now, they just want to possess her crazily.
2024/11/14
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