A certain master never imagined that a good disciple he had cultivated would fight back!
A certain good disciple: "Master, Master, you said these 9981 overthinking palms all hit Master, what will happen to Master???"
A certain master hesitated and thought, "What else can I do? Isn't that very unpleasant?" But he still had to say righteously: "Take off your coat and beat me. Don't splash blood on your clothes. I don't want you to be dirty."
A certain good disciple said: "Huh, that's the case. Please forgive me, Master!" He took off his coat, leaving only a thin inner layer.
A certain master: Ah, if I'm going to die, I don't need to take the eighty-one palms, I'll bleed to death first! !
A certain good disciple: "Humph, you dare to pretend to be faint!"
"Snap, snap, snap, snap."
A certain master vomited blood and said, "Good disciple, I am going to die as a master!"
Purpose: I hope it can add a little laughter to your complicated life, and it is both serious and funny.