The Love Story of Three Zerg People

I, Liu Shaobai, am an ordinary male, 18 years old. I have no lofty ideals and just want to write three vulgar love stories. But my relationship history was blank. I was scratching my head for material all day long, and my hair was falling out from worry. I thought that my male insect friends had experienced many battles and had many female insects, so they could give me a lot of advice. But the females in their mouths are all the same, which makes people feel boring: silent, stammering, strong and durable, and only have some interesting reactions when caused pain; the females are as gentle as water, soft and delicious. Really, I just wanted to write about the romance between the three worlds, and I didn't want to write about the pain of youth at all. It just so happened that Teito University sent me an invitation letter for admission. I was studying "External Behavioral Manifestations of the Enneagram" when I had a flash of inspiration—— Otherwise, just observe on the spot! Conduct a questionnaire survey to select nine types of female insects, and then personally contact them to see the specific details of their lives. Just do it! When my male friends who knew what I planned to do found out, they said meaningfully: "Abai, you still know how to play, let's join in too!" Liu Shaobai: "?" My male friends not only accompanied me to school, but also helped me organize this survey with great enthusiasm and created a ranking list. I was very touched and thought they were really good friends! After the investigation results came out, I picked up the material book and started to rank the first person in the list of type 1 personalities, observing his daily necessities, food, housing and transportation in an all-round way. … Well, anyway, something unexpected happened in the end. When I finished writing my three-way romance novel, I also had a female queen. The number 4 personality artist is mentally ill, the male worm Liu Shaobai x the number 1 personality perfectionist is indeed sick, the female worm Mu Shaoai Intention: If you have a long mouth, speak well, otherwise you will just drift away.