[Chinese version 2 copywriting]
There is an unknown special race of people in this world. Their appearance is no different from ordinary people. The only difference is that they have special abilities that can grant wishes. Therefore, they call themselves gods.
The God of Mercy is such a God.
Recently influenced by otherworldly animations, he is quite obsessed with summoning magic and is even eager to try it.
One afternoon, he came to the school he had visited frequently recently. Behind the dilapidated teaching building, I don't know which student who yearned for the occult sprayed paint - the entire wall is covered with strange symbols that seem to have a magical atmosphere, and there are also complex magic circles painted on the ground.
It seemed to be specially prepared for him, which saved a lot of time in preparing for the ceremony.
So, he made a decent shape and began to recite the incantation:
The frustrated person who wanders in despair and has no place to belong,
Possessing extraordinary wisdom, the delicate and petite Lost Fire.
You should come from heaven to send down punishment for God's sins,
Answer my call and appear, you unhappy ones of the abyss!
Click, as the words fell, there was a sound above the head. Looking up, a human-shaped shadow covered his eyes.
He felt incredible, was it really summoned? ! !
Boom! A heavy object was pressed against the face, and a sound like a cracking of the skull or cervical vertebrae echoed in the ears.
Before he lost consciousness, he still felt a little confused: shouldn't he come out of the magic circle according to the setting?
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[Serious version copywriting]
The unlucky boy Dai Yu has been having a little trouble recently. He was troubled by a classmate.
This classmate transferred to his class one day at the beginning of the semester.
My classmate is a severe middle school student. His self-introduction is as follows:
"I am the Destroyer God of Grace from the void. I came here to dominate this world. My goal is to become a god. Although I have not yet achieved it, you can call me God."
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On the first day of school, Shi Enshen approached Dai Yu and said he wanted to make friends with him.
His declaration of friendship is as follows:
"Being at the same table with me means we have formed a contract of friendship."
"Your name is Dai Yu? Well, you can't reveal your name casually like this. You can easily be captured and manipulated by the dark side. How about this? I will call you by the codename 'Sister Lin' from now on."
As for the reason for making friends, it's outrageous.
"You fell down and hit me. As a result, I was forced to sign a contract with you. I lost my void spirit body and had to make an emergency landing in the lower world with my flesh and blood body."
"The human body cannot use void artifacts. My plan to rule the world has to be postponed, so you have to be responsible."
"In order to terminate the contract and restore it to its original appearance and achieve my goal, tell me quickly what your wish is!"
After listening to his words, Dai Yu silently took out his mobile phone: "What do you want to eat for lunch?"
The God of Mercy looked astonished: "Your wish is to treat me to lunch?"
Dai Yu: "You said responsible, didn't you want to bully my words?"
It took the God of Mercy a few seconds to realize, "So you like this kind of play? Don't worry, God loves the world, and I will fulfill your wish."
Dai Yu: "???"
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Having said that, Panem's bullying behavior is far from the original meaning of the word, and it can even be said to have nothing to do with it.
Don't force Dai Yu to treat you to meals or drinks;
Don't hide Dai Yu's textbooks or tear up his notebooks;
Will not splash water all over Dai Yu in the bathroom;
No...
Instead, he would come to school in advance to wipe away the trash talk on Dai Yu's desk;
Will help Dai Yu repair his school uniform that was deliberately cut;
Will stand up and speak for Dai Yu when he is slandered and becomes the target of public criticism;
Will...
Later, Dai Yu figured out his wish.
He said to the God of Mercy: "Then, please save me."
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Pessimist vs. Secondary School Patient Humanoid Wishing Machine
Remarks:
1. This is a redemption novel, also known as: "How to Save My Autistic Lao Gong"
2. The attribute of Dai Yu's attack is not obvious and is infinitely close to the attack he received.
3. The God of Mercy is receiving, which is infinitely close to attacking.
4. CP cannot be reversed unless it is dismantled.
5. An introduction from the song "Under the Sea" by: Phoenix Legend
6. If the QAQ is not well written, it's okay to scold the author.
Intention: Hope is always there and within reach.
