Draco Malfoy swore he would never like Liz Brent.
Yeah?
Later——
"Well, my wife smells so good."
Mr. Malfoy was so eager to pursue Liz Brent of Ravenclaw that he forgot his previous vows. He prepared thousands of tricks and even went to his father to ask him to teach him the secret of chasing a wife.
It turned out later that he had actually been tricked!
Liz Brent looked at her little husband lying in her arms and said with a wicked smile: "My dear, you can't run away tonight~"
Concept: Stories of routines and counter-routines