Diary of Living Alone-Li Ya
The second day of living alone:
At 10:30 Beijing time, I woke up from the big bed in my bedroom with palpitations. The upstairs was being decorated, and my fists were tight.
The third day of living alone:
I was allergic to shrimp after accidentally eating it. I reluctantly stepped out of the door. On a misty high place, there stood an angel. As soon as I raised my hand, the angel said coldly and fiercely: "Who are you?"
Oh, God, can you send someone gentle and considerate next time? I couldn't hold on and fainted first.
Living alone on the Nth day:
My life, which was not going smoothly, has recently become a big problem.
The younger brother who moved upstairs not only became more and more handsome the more he looked at me, he also gained a "notoriety" for me in full view of the public. I admit that my love that was buried hundreds of years ago was aroused and I couldn't hold it back.
The most outrageous thing is that my manager, who has always been a model worker, took the initiative to ask for leave, so I had to be trapped in beauty every day. I didn't want to start broadcasting or sing. I just wanted to stay by the shooting range and watch my brother pull out a gun and show off.
Interview transcript-Fango
Interview with National Shooting Champion:
Reporter: "I heard that you will play FPS games during the offseason to maintain your skills?"
Fango: "I prefer horror games to FPS, but if anyone wants to play, they can."
Sponsors will receive live broadcasts:
Host: "As a surprise guest, please shoot to rate Yali's last game from a fair and just perspective."
Fang Ge: "If you get a perfect score of 100, it's 101. I'll give you 1 more point. Please help me get on the bus."
Relatives and friends complain
The woman's brother: The moment he met his brother-in-law, he made up his mind to sell the cabbage in the house.
The female agent: A nerd who likes spicy food. She is eaten by others and then takes them to a Cantonese restaurant. She stares at people even if they don't eat. She is just a neighbor? She really thought her marriage was in vain.
The man makes a fool of himself: Live in his house, use his computer, flirt with his goddess, fuck you Fang Ge!
Purpose: There is no generation gap at the age of three, as long as you are willing to knock on the door